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they should do emmys for gifs

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middle aged lady on my bus just called someone's partner "your whimsical idiot boyfriend" over the phone . with sincere frustration might I add

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sorry boss can't come in today i was on my way to work and then a gentle spring breeze kissed my cheek and reminded me it is a serious thing just to be alive on this fresh morning in this broken world

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NEW CATHOLIC HOLIDAYS IN 2025:

Bad Friday

FIRE wednesday

Demonic thursday

Christdensity

Mandatory weekly density

Wester

No saints day

The feast of the descent

The 12th of july 2 (catholic)

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collecting posts of this type

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a pigeongirl detective would say something like "hmm... i've got my suspigeons"

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how my wife and I communicate when we miss each other

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you've shrimply failed to consider the clamifications of this activity

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kyaa we’re late for the conclave

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the spirit is unwilling and the flesh it feels not so good also

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snails are offten all like @_// \\_@ in the garden and stuff

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If I had a penny for every time a politician met a head of state and said head of state dies, I’d have two pennies. Which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it has happened twice

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