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That would hurt so much, l feel for Laios so damn much

I have imagined that scenario in my mind and thoughts over hundreds upon millions of times, and it HURTS to imagine that

Like what if Laios HAD those thoughts and we just never heard them because it was *before* the present, that it's one of his biggest insecurities because of the military school and his father???

I would of felt so hurt and sad, maybe even a little betrayed, like l TRUSTED you, with my life, *quite literally* and you couldn't even see me as a whole? I've fight limb for limb for you

Kept the majority of my interests in check for YEARS before l finally spilled them and you all see me as some.. *Deformed babbling socially inept guy*???? Man, l love Laios and All but that just of hurt at one point

idk if anyone else felt this way, but in the Shapeshifter ep of Dungeon Meshi, it's treated like a joke that all the copies of Laios are super obviously not him, but isn't it kind of fucked up that Laios's closest companions don't seem to view him as... whole?

None of his companions had an accurate view of him as a person! One of the copies was a stupid, drooling mess! And on top of this, they all believed that because Laios struggles with social cues he wouldn't be observant to them as people. They just... fundamentally don't understand him.

I think the really accurate copies of the rest of the party was drawn from Laios's mind. His powers of observation and analytics are his strength, but that's not the same as being good with social cues.

Anyway. It made me really sad. I know his party cares about him, but it's so isolating to know your friends don't know you.

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....no no, let him have it, l get it, l get it

Laios-core

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Can people please send asks or like, drabbles for random things or just send pictures of your animals, memes or like stuff your proud of? Pretty please, l promise l will make a cup of tea for you🛐

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To people who think l'm mean, l'm INCAPABLE of such things

Like, like l can't be mean Because l make myself look like a fool because l physically can't comprehend being mean

Like- bro, l physically can't handle emotions, it's a DIFFICULTY AND A STRUGGLE for me, it physically HURTS to be mean or like mad or express emotions

I can't be mean, because being mean for me has to deal with irradiation or anger, and for anger, l lose all sense of understanding because l physically can't comprehend it

So therefore: l physically cannot be mean without either laughing about it, feeling guilty OR not understanding

There you go

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OMG FUCKING FINALLY! SOMEONE WHO GETS IT!

LIKE WHEN I SAY I WANT A BIG ANIMALISTIC MAN OR WOMAN TO PICK ME UP AND CARRY ME OVER THERE SHOULDERS LIKE A FUCKING RAGDOLL I MEAN THIS

LIKE I WANT SOME CHEST FLUFF TO BURY MY FUCKING HEAD IN, OR STARE INTO THERE BEAUTIFUL ANIMAL LIKE EYES AND PAMPER THEM IN KISSES!!!

This is what I need, it's not a want, it's a NEED

I need. Twisted Beastmen and the like. To be more animalistic. Not necessarily like, physically, I don't meant that in the furry sense. I mean that in the 'they're part animal and it'd not just for show' sense.

I want beastmen with claw like nails. Where the cat-like ones tend to walk on their toes when not wearing shoes because it feels right. Where their eyes and pupils reflect the animals that they're partly of. With fangs and teeth appropriate for their species.

Ruggie making laughing noises at the active prospect of food. Whooping when in a fight and needing backup. Lowing when excited for a fight.

Leona roaring to get the whole dorm's attention. Chuffing in greeting at people he considers part of his pride. (He'll sometimes grunt at Cheka like a mother would to her cubs but will deny it.)

Jack barking at danger to warn others and howling to try and figure out where his pack is (he forgets they can't howl back, but Ruggie will sometimes low at him and Yuu definitely tries to howl back.)

I want to see Azul with the tips of his limbs in human form retain some of his octopus natural ability to camouflage. I want to see his hands always moving, grabbing something, holding something. Azul who might not have bones in human form with how flexible he is??

The tweels who aren't very active naturally during the day but get really hyperactive at night. Who bare their teeth at people when excited.

Che'nya who lounges in the sun on lazy days. Who's great at stretching and popping everywhere in his body if he needs to, to a concerning degree.

GIMME FEY WHO DONT ACT HUMAN

Malleus who snorts smoke when he's angry. Malleus who wear gloves because he got claws. Malleus who has a tail and wings outside of his dragon form sometimes.

Lilia who gets just a bit too excited at the prospect of a fight and spilling blood. Who can recognize a person by the smell of their blood. Who makes inhuman noises when too excited and gives off a very eldritch horror kind of vibe if he lets loose.

Sebek who can be found eating rocks sometimes. Who finds quiet in thunder and lightning. Who can move so smoothly and silently you don't know he's there until he opens his maw. Who has a lot of really sharp teeth for someone with a human mouth.

Just- gimme some animal, like, REALISM. PLEASE.

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Please may I have blue exorcist headcanons who would most likely to least likely want to have Yukio Okumura's S/O's key abilities like what Lucy has in Fairy tail. Some of the Celestial spirits are pretty nice like Aries ♈️ and Cancer ♋️ but some are certainly perverted like Taurus ♉️ and Leo ♌️ and Aquarius ♒️ is pretty harsh despite knowing Yukio's S/O since childhood and she did used to be S/O's mother's key but was passed down to Yukio's S/O when the previous owner passed away during S/O's childhood but Aquarius definitely disciplined her like a bloody strict mother and S/O feared her wrath and anger if she accidentally dropped Aquarius's key..Yukio's S/O does treat her spirits with kindness and fights alongside them but seriously some of them like Taurus and Leo were weird and perverted when they talk about S/O's boobs like it was some sort of fantasy to them!

*the same characters like in the link below and I am referring to Yukio's S/O from the link there*

https://www.tumblr.com/eepybaker/742450404862869504/please-may-i-have-a-blue-exorcist-headcanon-of?source=share (I'm referring to Yukio's S/O there

Oh? Absolutely! anyways yea this is absolutely doable, thank you again for asking☺️

Konekomaru

Out of the question, absolutely TERRIFIED, nearly pissed himself because of Taurus

His opinions on Aquarius ♒? She would make a pretty good teacher

Opinions on Cancer ♋ and Aries ♈? Absolutely wonderful people, has definitely had long conversations with them

He doesn't like Taurus ♉ or Leo ♌, there.. pervents, in short

Overall opinion? Never.

Izumo

The what? Oh the keys around her belt? What were they again?

Thoughts on Aquarius ♒? Doesn't like her, she once accidentally flood her garden

Thoughts on Cancer ♋ and Aries ♈? She has Tea with them on Mondays and Sundays

Taurus ♉ and Leo ♌? Despises them.

Overall thoughts? No, she would never

Shiro

he's definitely thought about if it would be easier, but in the end decides against it, besides he already has his daughter and two sons, why would he need the keys?

But in the end, he would likely have conversations with them, often asking S/O to bring them out so he can have a nice conversation

Oh yea he absolutely appreciates aquarius♒ being like a mother figure to S/O, makes him feel like he isn't alone

Taurus ♉ and Leo♌? He loves talkin' with 'em, bunch of good lads, absolutely loves that he can talk about such things with 'em

What about Aries ♈ and Cancer ♋? Absolutely lovely company!

Has he ever asked them to watch over his beloved daughter? Of course!

Overall? Pretty good friends with them

Yukio

Oh yeah he definitely thinks it would make his work a LOT easier, but his beloved loves 'em so.. and he just hates seeing his loved ones upset

His thoughts on Aquarius ♒? She.. is alright l guess, l find that they would be able to have a good conversation, considering relatively they both are strict and don't really care much, they butt heads when the topic of S/O comes up though

His thoughts on Taurus ♉ and Leo ♌? They could deal with some proper adequate and social ques better.. he doesn't like there fantasies on HIS girl though

Cancer ♋ and Aries ♈? He likes them, nice to have a cup of tea with

Overall thoughts? He likes, the majority of them but overall doesn't really care, he would definitely ask if S/O could teach him encase he ever got a key in his possession but he'll leave that to you, for now at least

Shiemi

Her thoughts? Absolutely scared of them at first, l don't blame her l would be to if l saw them irl

Her opinion on Taurus ♉ and Leo ♌? ...not very fond of them

Aquarius ♒? She uh.. scares her a lot, but she thinks she's nice..???

Cancer ♋ and Aries ♈? She loves talking with them, absolutely enjoys the conversations she has with them

Overall thoughts? Mostly terrified, fond of Cancer and Aries, if she had to save Aquarius or Taurus? Aquarius, not fond of Leo and Taurus

Shima

Hm? Oh yea, l mean this guy would probably have conversations with them, his family has one or two members who has a key, not the nicest those one

His thoughts on Aquarius ♒? She's okay, doesn't like her attitude, but thinks she looks cool

Taurus ♉ and Leo ♌? He has definitely had conversations once or twice with them, doesn't like the fact all they think about when it comes to S/O is her chest, it's disrespectful you know?

Cancer ♋ and Aries ♈? He likes 'em, his hanged out with them once or twice but that's it

Overall thoughts? He would use them for demons and demons only, barely talks to them and doesn't have much opinions on them

Rin

Him? Oh yea if it brings him closer to his goal, absolutely, not a big fan of most of the conversations his held with a certain two

Thoughts on Aquarius ♒? She's mean, she only talks to him if she wants him to want something to eat for her

What about Cancer ♋ or Aries ♈? There nice, he hangs around them often

Taurus ♉ and Leo ♌? Doesn't like them, they only talk about S/O's chest, have some damn respect! She's his little sister!

Overall? Only if it brings him closer to killing Satan, otherwise not really, he only likes Cancer And Aries

Shura

Her thoughts? She could make them do the things she doesn't wanna

What about the Fish girl? Oh, yea l would make her do my laundry

The big bull thing and Leo ♌? They can kill the demons for me

Cancer ♋ and Aries ♈? They give nice massages

Overall opinion? Only to make them do the things she doesn't wanna

Ryuji

Him? Absolutely! With them he can make his goal of avenging his temple so much easier!

Thoughts on Aquarius ♒? Who? Wait is she the rude girl?

Taurus ♉ and Leo ♌? Oh, the pervents.. whatever

Cancer ♋ and Aries ♈? He has respect for them, at least he tries to remember there names

Overall opinion? Doesn't care, only respects Cancer and Aries

Bonus

let's see how the celestial beings would want!

Taurus ♉

Who would he want? Hm, well his already happy with S/O

But Shura for sure, l mean look at her🤤

Overall? Shura, just for her boobs

Leo ♌

Who would be good? I'm pretty good with S/O

But Shura has pretty good sized melons

Overall? Shura

Aquarius ♒

Who would this ray of sunshine want?

Well l already have to deal with the Brat my old master passed me down to..

But probably that Yukio kid or Konekomaru, the bald kid looks like he would listen to my instructions and Yukio looks like he would be able to use me properly

Overall? Doesn't care, but would likely choose Yukio

Cancer ♋

Hm? Well, l'm happy with my arrangement at the moment

But if l had to choose.. probably Shiro, Rin or Konekomaru

There such nice folks..

Overall? His fine with the current arrangement but would have one of those three if needed

Aries ♈

Also fine with the current owner of his key

If he had to choose? Izumo, Shiro or Rin

Overall, doesn't matter to him

I thought l might throw in some extras☺️

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Please may I have a Blue exorcist headcanon of Yukio Okumura with a S/O who is exactly like Lucy Heartfilla from Fairy tail including the wealthy but lonely background she grew up in regarding her background as the heiress of a rich family and the sole member too. She is a Senior Exorcist as she is a dragoon user and as a Doctor as her Meister..she also had the same key abilities as Lucy Heartfilla too. She knew Yukio and Rin since childhood when her mother brought her around to play with them when they were children. She had a good childhood because of the Okumura brothers despite what she went through afterwards after her mom died 💔.

Rin's relationship with his childhood friend as children to teenagers.

Yukio's relationship with his girlfriend from a Platonic relationship as children to a actual relationship as her boyfriend.

Shiemi Moriyama's relationship with her friend

Izumo Kamiki's relationship with her friend

Ryūjj Suguro's relationship with his close friend

Renzō Shima's relationship with his friend

Konekomaru Miwa's relationship with his friend

Shura Kirigakure's relationship with Yukio's girlfriend

Shiro's relationship with the daughter he never had before his death. Yukio's S/O was more close to him than to her actual Dad after her mom passed away due to an illness when she was a young child.

Omg Thank you so much for the ask! I appreciate you looking at the list of things l'm willing to write because it's based off of what fandoms l know of, so l appreciate you being my first ask❤️

Shiro

Overprotective father figure, definitely puts a jacket around you when wearing such revealing clothes for sure

Gives the best advice when it came to training you to be a exorcist

Likely scolds you playfully for such revealing clothing

Has probably been worried sick on more then one occasion

Was absolutely THRILLED to hear you accidentally slip up and call him dad the first time you did it

Has probably been like one of those bragging fathers who's absolutely PROUD of you, no matter your clothing choice❤️

Was LIVID when you came back with an injury

When he found out that you were a dragoon Meister he was stunned, he expected the doctor Meister title in all fairness

Once cried when you returned home and said you fell in love with some random Exorcist ( he was thrilled when you got over it )

Once kept calling you his little star and it stuck until he passed

Overall? He was protective, lovingly and absolutely adored you to the end!

Yukio

He absolutely used to shush you when you got to loud as a kid

Probably got flustered at being hugged by a girl for a while before he eventually got used to you and even tried to reciprocate the hugs at one point❤️

Once you got picked on by another girl, he poured chocolate milk all over you in your favourite dress and pulled on your hair☹️ he absolutely went and told Shiro ( he was tempted himself to deal with it )

Once you fell on top of him and wouldn't get up because you were so tired from training☹️ ( he loved having you sleep on him, so peaceful❤️ )

When he fell for you it was when you two were training together and once you saw a cat hanging from a tree you immediately went to save it, so brave❤️ ( he was a bit jealous of the cat but he would never admit it😒 )

When he confessed it was just randomly, he was tired from teaching and he just got back from a mission, he came straight to your dorm and face planted himself straight into your thighs, man was so tired he ended up going on a spill about how much he adores you and your beautiful eyes and hair, your personality, your skin.. he loves every inch of you❤️

Once walked up behind you and kissed you on the neck for misbehaving.. poor little S/O couldn't think straight without it coming to mind for months

For revenge you once take a place upon his lap and his face went so red ( why did you have to do it Infront of shura, it could of been done in your dorm☹️ now his all red, even though it look adorable on his beautiful face❤️ )

Once hit you on the head to see if you would cry, you did, he apologized by taking you to get some sweets, even though he knows you can afford it yourself

Once accidentally talked about marriage and saw the look in your eyes and dropped it, he didn't mean to bring up memories of your father

Overall? Protective, soft and sweet to his beloved❤️

Rin

He absolutely adores you! He has a baby sister to play with! ( Such a cutie patootie❤️ l love him )

His been protective of you like he is of Yukio since day one! Treats you like the sister he never had!

Once you took him and Yukio out for crepes? His learnt the recipe so that he could treat you if you felt sad or his brother upset you

What about when he heard about the girl who picked on you? He may or may not of thrown some things at her brother, but who's gonna tell? Not him☺️

Once saw you holding a cat and immediately hugged you with the cat❤️

Has definitely held your hand when Yukio isn't around in public to protect you from creeps

Once cried in your arms when Shiro passed

He was amazed by you being a senior exorcist, absolutely proud of his little sister making it so far❤️

Once fought a demon for insulting you.. he came back to you limping and with a cut across his leg..

Cuddles with you on Mondays, Wednesdays and Saturdays, there the only days you reserve for him just so you can spend time with your big bro

Was pissed when Yukio once forgot about your date.. he ended up taking his place and it became a hangout

Overall? Loving, protective and absolutely a little kitten❤️

Shiemi

She used to be EXTREMELY nervous around you.. nearly cried when she first saw you angry

Once she found out you were as soft as a kitten she loosened up, but she's still shy around the first few weeks of talking

You once treated her to ice cream because her period came around, she thanked you and she needed to go but more pads so you went with her, ending up getting some snacks and having a little movie night

When he heard about your family life with your bio family she was surprised at it, until she ended up being upset ( was tempted to write a letter to your father and threaten him )

She once told off another student for bad mouthing you ( she was surprised of herself )

Once got worried because you didn't come out of your dorm for an entire week and she went to visit you just to find out it was your relaxation week, she ended up being invited to join

Once saw you and Yukio cuddling and was so excited she told Rin, ( He ended up joining, Yukio wasn't to pleased )

Overall? Good friend, enjoys being around you and appreciates you

Izumo

When she meet you she wasn't fond at first, tried to brush you off

The first time she ever actually had a conversation with you? When she saw you fangirling over a small garden with lavander bushes and daffodils ( he was surprised you even knew such flowers, in her opinion you act like a bimbo )

Once she finally started talking to you she was really surprised at how nice you are

When she heard about your family life she wasn't surprised, in all fairness it's quite common for such things in families like yours, she expected it in all honesty, but that doesn't mean she isn't pissed

Once Fought with Rin just to see how your cuddles were ( she was not disappointed )

Overall? Loving, surprisingly sweet and slightly protective

Ryuji

He immediately warmed up to you when you two first met, he was happy to have a serious exorcist to help teach him

You two officially became friends after, two months? Depends on how you approached each other

He disapproves of your wardrobe, often putting a jacket around you

He once heard a rumour your dating someone and immediately went to you about it ( he wasn't exactly sure what he was expecting to hear in all honesty )

He was happy you found someone, but come on.. did he really have to find out that way?

Once sneak on a mission with you, he just wanted to see how you fought

He was.. surprised at how efficient you were, honestly it was a bit scary

Often spars with you for fun

He once brought you a crepe and you ended up sharing with him

Overall? Good friend, his protective but not overbearingly, definitely fought your bullies

Shima

he warmed up to you immediately, he flirted with you as a joke and you complimented him, telling him he was sweet

He calls you to kill the bugs in his dorm, 100%

He puts his jacket around you sometimes, his a gentleman

He enjoyed watching you fight that demon ( he joined Ryuji when he sneak onto your mission )

Once he heard about you and Yukio dating? He was happy for Yukio and slightly underwhelmed.. is that really your man?

He once saw you fight a big demon and was thrilled you killed it, until it moved slightly ( because of the wind ), he screamed and clung to you, you definitely had to carry him back

Overall? Enjoyable to be around, good friends, very sweet but his a scaredy cat.. but it's lovable

Konekomaru

He was scared of you at first, but warmed up when you weren't all that scary

He really enjoys watching you keep Ryuji on a leash, it was a little funny in all honesty

He once shouted at another exwire for bad mouthing you

Absolutely disagrees with your wardrobe, out a sweater on for God's sake

Enjoys listening to you about your missions

He helps you with cleaning your dorm every now and then

He was thrilled that you and Yukio were together, absolutely supportive❤️

Overall? Good friend, very good listener and enjoys hanging out with you

Shura

She warned up to you rather more quickly then most did at first

You two do fashion shows together, striking poses and laughing about it over drinks

She often sleeps at your place

You often spoil her with goods and drinks, once took her out for a expensive meal ( with your father's card obviously ), you two ate good

She once fought with you against a demon

Definitely teases Yukio by saying things like "l'm gonna take yer girl" or "that ass of hers is mine"

Has definitely synced your period with hers by accident

You both do spa days together

Overall? Good friend, potential lover if Yukio fucks up and breaks up with you, she enjoys you

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This is why your not invited to my not birthday parties, because your to.. how do l put it? Unruly? No.. that's a compliment, l will just have to ask Cater for the proper word for it.

HOWLS AT THE MOON EXPLODES MICROWAVES MYSELF CRJES SCRATCHES AT MY ASYLUM DOORS THROWS SHIT BREAKS MY JAW KISSES TGEM HUGS THEM CUDDLES THEM BITE BITE BITE NIBBLE GNAW SLURPS THE SKIN FROM TGEIR SHOULDER SOBBING GLEEFULLY MY EARS BLEED MY GUTS REARRANGE THEMSELVES I PUNCH THEIR STUPID CUTE FACE I PLACE MYSELF IN THEIR MAILBOX AND JUMPSCARE THEM I EAT THEIR FINGER GRAAAH AWOOOOO MEOW MEOW MEOW BARK BARK

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No l didn't, his right here, with me enjoying some tea, and some treats his a good boy, and so are you, behave better and l will invite you next time, his staying with me

HOWLS AT THE MOON EXPLODES MICROWAVES MYSELF CRJES SCRATCHES AT MY ASYLUM DOORS THROWS SHIT BREAKS MY JAW KISSES TGEM HUGS THEM CUDDLES THEM BITE BITE BITE NIBBLE GNAW SLURPS THE SKIN FROM TGEIR SHOULDER SOBBING GLEEFULLY MY EARS BLEED MY GUTS REARRANGE THEMSELVES I PUNCH THEIR STUPID CUTE FACE I PLACE MYSELF IN THEIR MAILBOX AND JUMPSCARE THEM I EAT THEIR FINGER GRAAAH AWOOOOO MEOW MEOW MEOW BARK BARK