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haunting the narrative

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#cottagecore

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#manifesting

Having a Minotaur Boyfriend would be so fucking funny

Like imagine crying on the couch and you hear his thunderous, big body SUV built ass footsteps approach you.

"Baby, what's wrong," he says tenderly as he rubs your shoulder.

You look up to explain how bad your day was with tears in your eyes and you fucking see this:

I made a small drabble based on this

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I feel like a good shorthand for a lot of economics arguments is "if you want people to work minimum wage jobs in your city, you need to allow minimum wage apartments for them to live in."

"These jobs are just for teenagers on the weekends." Okay, so you'll use minimum wage services only on the weekends and after school. No McDonald's or Starbucks on your lunch break.

"They can get a roommate." For a one bedroom? A roommate for a one bedroom? Or a studio? Do you have a roommate to get a middle-wage apartment for your middle-wage job? No? Why should they?

"They can live farther from city center and just commute." Are there ways for them to commute that don't equate to that rent? Living in an outer borough might work in NYC, where public transport is a flat rate, but a city in Texas requires a car. Does the money saved in rent equal the money spent on the car loan, the insurance, the gas? Remember, if you want people to take the bus or a bike, the bus needs to be reliable and the bike lanes survivable.

If you want minimum wage workers to be around for you to rely on, then those minimum wage workers need a place to stay.

You either raise the minimum wage, or you drop the rent. There's only so long you can keep rents high and wages low before your workforce leaves for cheaper pastures.

"Nobody wants to work anymore" doesn't hold water if the reason nobody applies is because the commute is impossible at the wage you provide.

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Question for the culture

when catboys get sick......do they go to the vet?

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If you have Spotify reblog this and tag what your number one song on your “on repeat” playlist is.

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god i HATE mosquitoes!!!!!!!!

they can fuck right off. It was raining outside just now and the power went out. I spent some time at my desk in the dark, and felt bites on my ankles for about 15-20 mins. Mind you, I'm wearing sweatpants so my ankles are the only thing exposed to the elements. After a while of this torture, I go to scratch my foot and feel something pop and bleed underneath my fingertips. I take a look and there's a pool of deep red blooming on them. In the pool? the deflated carcass of a bitch mosquito that got too greedy for its own good.

I'm shaking with rage because this motherfucker was GORGING himself on my precious low-iron blood without paying a dime and then got so fat and bloated that he literally died from his own hubris. He deserves the hottest, spikiest most raid-filled corner of hell. I hope his mosquito family dies in a fire. I hate that bitch so much. Even now I can feel his phantom bites on my legs, though he's long gone.

What purpose does he truly serve? Does he really have an allegiance to the cyclical majesty of nature? Or does he exist solely to torture me at my lowest? Is this some kind of cosmic prank? How have we not figured out how to exterminate these fucks from the surface of the Earth? my words are so virulent and I am filled with such pure, unadulterated vitriol for this buzz-buzzing insect scum.

To me, it feels like mosquitoes encapsulate everything that is wrong with the world. Bloodsucking assholes that feed off innocents and won't even do them the courtesy of doing it inconspicuously. Mosquitoes WANT you to know that they got you- they WANT YOU TO KNOW that their bitch ass siphoned off your precious life source and that you're never getting it back.

I feel like if mosquitoes were real people, they'd be the fucking corporate degenerates on linkedin who exploit their young employees and make them work overtime and then turn around and preach to the void that 'nO oNe WAntS to wORk ThEsE DAys'. They're the fucking landlords behind skyrocketing rents and tenant's tears. They're the spineless assholes sitting in cushy parliament offices extracting millions and billions from the people while their people go without food and water.

Maybe this was about something else idk, but I couldn't stop myself from writing it. Anyways, FUCK MOSQUITOES THOSE BITCHES CAN GO SUCK OFF AN ELECTRIFIED FENCE.

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cowman sreenivasan why not

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hey look its kim kitsuragi of disco elysium fame.

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