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imagine going into a little bakery or ice-cream shop & immediately announcing “i won’t buy anything from you, but i’ll happily take free samples!”

that’s essentially what you’re doing when you follow content creators while having “i won’t buy your content” in your bio. no one is forcing you to buy our content, dude. just learn some damn respect.

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*it's hard to describe so i recommend searching it. 90% of the time people leave it in the tags of a post about a character they like

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*it's hard to describe so i recommend searching it. 90% of the time people leave it in the tags of a post about a character they like

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I dreamt that there was a new meme that went, “If I dids it, I dids it. If I didsn’t, I didsn’t.” There was a third line, but I forgot what it was.

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imagine if dalivani had invented shower sex. imagine if they had to cancel the contest of champions because dalinar slipped and threw out his back and died trying to do shower sex.

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louise bourgeois

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i am unreasonably proud and excited about this

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You literally have to understand that ur closest friends and loved ones may very well have kinks or fetishes that gross or freak you out and they simply won’t tell you because they know it grosses or freaks you out. Like you have no way of knowing if your best friend is into necro roleplay if she doesn’t wanna tell you. Sometimes you date someone for years before finding out they have a thing for incest. Maybe your coworker likes ageplay and diapers. Who gives a fuck. Nothing changes between you knowing and not knowing except your own constructed moral outrage.

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while reading oathbringer i decided no one can tell me that shallan's song for her youth is not Pretty Lies from the Count of Monte Cristo. From the lyrics almost perfectly matching what she told Wit what beauty meant to her, to the whimsical semi-music box backing track to just???

"when you smile and close your eyes the pretty lies seem true I saw my life, perfectly, it would be smoother than glass everything in its place order and calm, wedding ring, easy grace" "i saw my life, prosperous, safe and sound father and me, passing time, skies ablue mother would be happy i'm happy too life would stay on pretty lies, full of bliss i saw my life changing but never changing like this"

"such pretty lies, masquerading at duty and honor everything dies, even little girl's storybook plans and dreams and give me the world, finally, as it is not black white, compromise, as it is not wrong or right, pretty lies, as it is"

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bro doesnt even have the jennies (certain je ne sais quois)

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sorry another bald tshirt post that came to me last night

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