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That relatable (older) Gen Z memory: when all the projectors and white boards got replaced by Smart Boards™ around like fifth grade and none of the teachers knew how to use them but they Had To Use them otherwise the school just wasted a bunch of money and it was a rlly weird transition

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file -> phrases that are going to shift something in me forever

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pro tip if you want to double the price of a train ticket just mix up the departure and destination and buy another ticket when you realize what happened on the train platform

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sneak peak at how my husband's month has gone

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yes, thanks for checking in

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bro i hate hanging out with straight people i showed a group of dudes a picture of a black rain frog and they didnt like it wtf

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so apparently valnet doesn't understand what the streisand effect is...

the following are subsidiaries of valnet Comic Book Resources, Collider, Hardcore Gamer, MovieWeb, OpenCritic, Screen Rant, TheGamer, and XDA Developers. (according to wikipedia)

they seem to have a history of sending cease and desist letters to small content creators and former writers allegedly

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He needs a napkin

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any monk born after 1436 doesn't know how to truly devote themselves to christ... all they know is be late for matins, copy they manuscripts, contemplative herb garden walk, be bisexual, eat eels and lie

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these are really good and also remind me of one of my all time favorite explanations

How to explain AuDHD things to NTs, by my therapist

"Imagine you're playing chess all day, every day, on a timer, where any wrong move could result in confusion or awkwardness. You are constantly anticipating, strategizing, and analyzing every move."

"Imagine you’re an actor performing a role for 8-12 hours a day, acting as ‘normal.’ You’re following rules you’ve studied your whole life, but one small slip, like showing your interests or being yourself, might make people question you or treat you differently. It’s exhausting because the role never ends and it feels like I’m always one wrong word away from the audience turning on me.”

“Imagine that your phone battery dies by lunchtime every day and the only way to recharge it is by sitting in complete silence for 12 hours. Even then, it only gets to 50%.”

"Imagine trying to use an old laptop with too many tabs open. It lags, freezes and crashes. That’s my brain on a regular workday. No matter how much I try to "push through", the system just shuts down.”

"It’s like sprinting with a permanently broken ankle: it’s possible but it hurts, and it’s not sustainable forever.”

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にゃいでん@813ne_diayn

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ADHD Dyslexics of the World Unite!!! ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 

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