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campanileghost

This is a strange and ominous way to put this.

have u considered everything here is strange and ominous

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armhaver

does your pond expand and contract to fit your current needs

anything can fit ur current needs if u have the right needs and enough guts

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[rudrama voice] too small

i like the way u think how bout big enough for ALL WHO WISH 2 PARTY

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honestly i just have to split christmases with my dad and moms fam so like. u win absent parentage bingo?

also i feel like i should specify my mom was “absent” because i “grew up without her” and my “grandma” keeps telling me it’s cause she was “literally a bird” which is probably a euphemism for “teen pregnancy” idk

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r u kidding? i name eel my champion and she will destroy them ALL

let the record show im 16 and im not a tool, i’m a Fool (and a kissass, but once again only to mr damian. mr nick ur on thin fuckin ice)

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armhaver

oh sweetheart. baby. you gotta get my friendship up to at least four hearts before you get to unlock that part of my backstory

i have good news, as long as u like fish

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@thunderbirdgeoise​ its fine ill just adopt u now... i GUESS

let the record show im 16 and im not a tool, i’m a Fool (and a kissass, but once again only to mr damian. mr nick ur on thin fuckin ice)

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[vent]

oh shit he is funny

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its cuz ur so funny

hey why does my vent twitter have a hundred new follows all i said was “late night cam thots”

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armhaver

hm. i've got questions i'm not sure i'm gonna like the answer to

u sound like someone whose parents arent divorced

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ur his second family. wife #2 didnt count cuz she was a bitch

let the record show im 16 and im not a tool, i’m a Fool (and a kissass, but once again only to mr damian. mr nick ur on thin fuckin ice)

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and i mean that lovingly cuz i love my little brother who is 15 years younger than me and whose mom is only 6 years older than me

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its so hxcking hard not to make fun of u right now

let the record show im 16 and im not a tool, i’m a Fool (and a kissass, but once again only to mr damian. mr nick ur on thin fuckin ice)

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walkerdreamer99

im not sure what she youre referring to now but if you just implied that y ou somehow know that thirens first anime catgirl crush was at the precocious age of four you just shot up into my like like top four favorite people

armhaver

nicholas you ANIMAL my first anime crush was sailor mercury bc unlike some people in this town i have TASTE. besides your first cartoon crush was jake long american dragon so a) don't START with me and b) further proof of scaliehood

i clearly waded into something out of my league so like, please continue

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walkerdreamer99

thats rich being started by someone whos first anime crush was a catgirl

dude thats fucked up she was 4 years old

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armhaver

nick why are you so interested in this. the rumour come out does nick walker is scalie

yes this is a rumor now i started it and it’s real now

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oh my god that kid is like 12 years old

WHY DIDNT ANYONE SAY ANYTHING. IM SORRY KID UR NOT A TOOL. I MEAN U ARE BUT SO IS EVERY 12YO