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asked my cat if he wanted dinner or the slop that kills him and my twin was like "he can hear you, you know?" and when I looked down at my cat he was like this
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I’m actually remarkably chill considering I’m consistently under the spells of many wizards
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on wikipedia straight up "learning it". and by "learning it" i mean, lets just say.. information
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using emdashes and a semi colon in the same line. this sentence will end when i do
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my goal for 2025 is small simple and clear: change my whole entire life
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Have YOU said thank god for the smallpox vaccine today?
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supernatural, 1.21 "salvation" | richard siken, "the stag and the quiver"
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"save me, substance abuse!" i cry. before you can moralize to me about the dangers of addiction, a noble and powerful steed gallops into the room - my horse whom i have named "substance abuse". you learn an important lesson about making assumptions. i snort a line off its back
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how it feels to finally accept that you are just like your father. and it's hilarious even
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i love you and we will make it thru this together
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spn is so stupid. do you know funny it would be to see cas and crowley interact if destiel had gone fully, properly canon. the sheer unbridled bitchy schadenfreude cas would exude with just a simple “Hello, Crowley.” forget the homophobia this is straight up bad writing
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