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Guess who is back from the dead😎Well, more like from killing the undead😂😂
Glad to you back sam seems to have gone poof though
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rip emmett cullen you would’ve loved cocaine bear 💔
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can someone hire me as a lighthouse keeper. my grip on reality is soooo stable and i will behave so normally under conditions of extreme isolation. and i promise i wont try to fuck the light
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it really is insane how waking up early will grant you access to some of the most beautiful sights and sensations in the world that will make you want to live forever, but only if you overcome the gauntlet of a thousand razors that is getting out of bed early. truly one of life's little saw traps.
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“The feature’s DEAD, Angela” and “La push babey....it’s...la push” why don’t we talk more about how Eric has so many iconic lines in this movie he’s stealing the show here
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BREAKING NEWS: Writer discovers for the millionth time that they can write whatever they want. Join us now to see if the lesson will stick.
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