kelsey. she/her. 29. Edward simp until the day I die.
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I don’t WANT a career. I want to cuddle and sleep and eat and read and create and love and be loved.
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What if, in that first biology class, Bella does pick up on the fact that Edward is really, really hungry, and being a pretty thoughtful person, she slowly fishes a snack bar out of her backpack, places it on their table, and slowly slides it over to him
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"and so the lion fell in love with the lamb..."
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chapter 11 of midnight sun has so many cute moments
edward making up an excuse to pick up bella so they can go to school together (even though we all know he didn't need one)
bella and edward discussing if they're dating or not
edward teasing bella about wanting to know how she feels about him (idk man it really drives home the fact that he's 17 for me lol)
edward teasing bella in general
edward trying to figure out something nice to do for angela (!!! i am eating up the crumbs of an angela-edward friendship)
something that will always be funny to me
edward getting frustrated at bella for not realizing how down bad he is for her
edward getting almost offended bella thinks she likes him more than he likes her
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Me: (into a megaphone) Bella Swan did nothing wrong!
*remembers that she wouldn't ride her motorcycle with Edward and he loves her so much, he pretended not to be utterly devastated*
Me: (quietly) Bella Swan did one thing wrong.
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writing historical fic set in real places is so scary. what if someone who knows more about Philadelphia's timeline to move from gas to electric streetlamps reads my fanfiction and laughs at me
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THE TWILIGHT SAGA: BREAKING DAWN - PART 1 2011 ― Dir. Bill Condon
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this is fucking insane. "yeah, all that was missing from our creepy dubcon cuck tent seven months ago was this young vulnerable child! now everything is in perfect balance!" stephenieeeeeee!!!!!
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when i was a kid i got a 90% on my kindergarten "what are your favorite things?" test because for the question "what is your favorite animal?" i wrote down "puma" and it got marked wrong because my teacher said a puma isnt even an animal its a kind of shoe
#omg i will never forget my high school english teacher asked for shakespeare plays#and i said titus andronicus bc i was a nerd in Shakespeare club and one of our members monologues was from that play#and she told me that wasnt a play#and i told her theres a guy who gets his arms and legs cut off and left behind as a tree stump#and a mans daughter gets baked into a pie and hes tricked into eating it#and she told me i was thinking of sweeny todd 💀💀💀
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you desire love but push away affection? what are you? written by Dostoevsky?
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no, babe, i dont do casual. its mind numbing devotion for all eternity or nothing
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I feel like starting an urban legend about a demon that kills you if you don't have headphones on when browsing tiktok in public
#it doesnt even need to kill them#just bestow some sort of relevent fae curse#like the sound from every other phone in their vicinity blasts in their mind
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