edward-bowling-ball-hands
Edward Bowling Ball Hands
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30ish year old guy. I'm a butcher, I love cats, ancient history, Catradora, and video games. Mass Effect and the Horizon series are my favs.
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edward-bowling-ball-hands · 2 hours ago
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I’m sure I’ve said this before but it really is so funny that Merilwen has a high Wisdom score as well as a bonus for Insight, but also a +0 Charisma modifier. I think about that all the time. Woman who can tell how everyone around her is feeling and cannot do anything about it because she is the least charming person in the world. She’s everything to me
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today at work a coworker warned me that my patient’s owner let us know her cat is homophobic, meaning he tends to attack gay people violently on sight, which I thought was a joke. but that cat saw me and may have been the angriest cat I’ve ever worked with and DID in fact bite me through Kevlar gloves because he hated me so much
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edward-bowling-ball-hands · 1 month ago
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OH MY GOD
This is SO good!
I've been to see Hadestown a couple of times, and I love it. This is a better version of this song than on the stage IMHO. It adds something mystical, something magical and otherwordly if Orpheus can do this.
I hope the creative team behind Hadestown get to see this. Having the whole group work as a background choir for Orpheus would really enhance the show.
i cannot be the first person to post this here but i am going so fucking insane about the gaia music collective's one day choir singing wait for me. the opening harmonies are you KIDDING me
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edward-bowling-ball-hands · 3 months ago
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Is this a threat?
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edward-bowling-ball-hands · 3 months ago
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edward-bowling-ball-hands · 3 months ago
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timelines looking bright
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edward-bowling-ball-hands · 4 months ago
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edward-bowling-ball-hands · 4 months ago
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I normally don't repost stuff but OMFG
if anyone finds the op on douyin I'm grateful 🙏
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edward-bowling-ball-hands · 4 months ago
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Things like this restore my faith in humanity. Happy Birthday, Curiosity.
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Send me to Mars with party supplies before next august 5th
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edward-bowling-ball-hands · 4 months ago
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Send me to Mars with party supplies before next august 5th
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edward-bowling-ball-hands · 6 months ago
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Not to critique evolution, but I would think orange and black stripes wouldn’t be as good for camouflage in a forest as, say, green and black would.
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edward-bowling-ball-hands · 7 months ago
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edward-bowling-ball-hands · 7 months ago
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There is absolutely nothing you could make up about American politics. Imagination is dead. It's useless.
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edward-bowling-ball-hands · 7 months ago
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There is absolutely nothing you could make up about American politics. Imagination is dead. It's useless.
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edward-bowling-ball-hands · 7 months ago
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The whole “how the hell does this predatory creature get enough sustenance” thing that plagues fantasy and sci-fi occasionally gets so absurd it loops around into being funny, like the scene in Star Wars when the Millenium Falcon is flying through an asteroid field and gets swallowed by a worm.
I could complain about that, but I could also conclude that the supply of reckless space pilots flying into asteroid fields has been consistent enough for the past few million years for animals to evolve to prey upon them.
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edward-bowling-ball-hands · 8 months ago
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