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Well one of my "neighbors" is in the hospital, the other is going to a motel to dodge the cold... And I had to fucking convince him to take his dog with him... *Strangling motions*

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Same actually. Gray scaled Knightman.EXE and Blizzard Wolfang back in the day for me, lol. Also those cute knight helmet bots from Shademan's stage... Ah, simpler times.

The only thing I remember about the dream I had the other night was that Shadow the Hedgehog was somehow involved, and I'm not even sure about that much.

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the magician girl who appeared two weeks after a village shopkeeper's son has gone missing and who shares his family name has refused to comment on the situation

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help I’m dying

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spotting doom textures at the park

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Perhaps your old sonic sprite recolor oc was trying to reach you.

(about your extended car warranty, naturally)

The only thing I remember about the dream I had the other night was that Shadow the Hedgehog was somehow involved, and I'm not even sure about that much.

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Me: I wonder what time it is.

The humble analog clock:

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let's get ✨vulnerable✨

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My physics professor just told the class the wildest story from when he was in grad school about building a high voltage unauthorized Tesla coil with the ability to kill a man

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Okay so I'm a security guard, right

And part of why I like my job is cause I'm pretty good at deescalating conflicts without violence or police involvement

And that *might* be because my primary coping mechanism for stress is humor, and if the guy in the uniform isn't stressed out, usually nobody else is either

But anyhow today I witnessed a crime, which 911 had already been called for

And I'm telling the guy, you know, as he's running away, that nobody's gonna touch him, we don't do that here, I don't have any weapons and he can totally walk on out if he wants to

And he gives me this 'go-fuck-yourself" type answer, right? As you do

And I fucking

I fucking. Start danCING

I DONT KNOW WHY

I WAS JUST LIKE "aight guess I'll go fuck myself then, cheerio" AND START FUCKING DANCING

LIKE MY BRAIN WAS LIKE "Cool not being attacked, gotta keep the witnessed calm, gotta stay chill and breezy" AND THE PHYSICAL RESPONSE FOR THAT WAS TO SYART DOING THIS SASSY FUCKING JIG

I DIDNT EVEN REALIZR I WAS FDOUNG IT UNTIL SOMEONE POIU TED IT OUT AFTER

and it all ended fine and the dude is in custody and I get a call from my boss like "Yeah we're gonna need to send footage to police"

AND

FUCKING

THIS IS GOING TO BE SHOWN IN COURT SOMEWHERE

IM DOUNG A SRUPID LITTLE DANCE ON CAMERA AS THIS GUY LOSES HIS MIND AND ITS GONNA BE ON COURT SOMEWHERW

THIS IS THE STUPIDEST FUCKING THING IVE WVER DONE

I HATE MYSELFD

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Hollywood archaeology: Secret treasure! Hidden maps! Ancient tombs!

Actual archaeology:

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this is the energy we will be bringing into 2025

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It does seem to be a skeleton themed dungeon so...

Bone Dragon

Let's build a dungeon! Add something you think a dungeon needs!

I'll start: entrance

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