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welcome to my table, okkotsu.

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i think if you block someone it should play an explosion animation on their dashboard but not say what happened or who . just like battleship

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Me, at drive thru: Can I get a... Number 7, with large fries, and a sprite? Thanks, I love you.

Drive thru: I love you too.

Me: Beautiful night, isn't it?

Drive thru: Yes, it is.

Me: And it'll be a beautifully day tomorrow?

Drive thru: It will be.

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hey i have hiccups can someone scare me

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I tried to slip CBD gummies into some kids halloween candy like i saw on the news but the kids recognized them and laughed at me for not having any real weed

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hiding under this guys car to try and slice his annkles with a old knife 🤣

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putting things into a cart online and then staring at them intensely before deleting them and exiting the website. edging retail therapy

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everyone should delete tiktok except this guy i wanna be alone with them

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i stepped in my kitchen late last night and I ain’t had a single snack in the cribo. went back to bed mad disgruntled. felt like oliver twist. like a pre industrial revolution british kid or something

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Scientific fraud is the most baffling thing ever to me like do they think they're just going to make a huge breakthrough and no one will notice that it's fake by trying to replicate their results