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This is Sisu, a stray dog who broke into a Dollar General 5 times to steal this purple unicorn. When animal control got there the officer bought it for him. (Afterwards he was adopted and got to take his unicorn friend to his new home with him)
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Man introduces his puppy to neighborhood cat
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Jose used to tease me (still does) because at night, if I sensed he was heading to bed before me, I would literally run ahead of him and jump into bed first. Lol
He would laugh and say WHY ARE YOU RUNNING?!
He asked if I was afraid of the dark and I said Yeah..and he asked why, and I explained, I don't feel safe, the fear of the unknown, so I don't like it.
He got the alexa and set up smart light bulbs and plugs so now I can calmly go to bed and turn off everything without worry once I'm tucked in.
He's the best & now I'm not so scared.
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“Quarantine had me bored so my stepdad and I made a cat tank that we saw somewhere on reddit”
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So much has happened in my life. I always wanted to write a book, like a biography but everytime I start I have nothing to write...it feels like in the present nothing is happening. And yet when I look back I gasp. Hmmm..
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Me, restarting an old game: "Ok, this time I'm going to use new species and not just fall back on my old favourites again"
Two hours later:
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Guy pays Mormon college student $500 to prank his mom and tell her he got a stripper pregnant. Take a wild guess what she says.
ZERO hesitation. The fucking hypocrisy of these so-called "pro-lifers"... not surprising, just endlessly infuriating.
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