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in this house we do grandma activities

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no, spotify, i don't want to use ai to "turn my ideas into playlists". i already fucking do that with my brain and hands and i do it for fun. what, should i get ai to pet my cat for me? to play my silly games for me? to spend time with my beautiful wife for me? how about i rend you asunder

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I feel like such a terrible girlfriend:')

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I made my boyfriend go to Thanksgiving without me because I couldn't stop crying I feel so bad. I miss my family. Why don't my parents want to be parents.

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“There are no female aliens in our game because we don’t know how to make a female version of this alien” You know that alien you just designed? That male alien? Give it a female voice actor and have characters refer to it as she. That’s it. That’s literally all you have to do 

Make her shorter if you must

Make her BIGGER if you aren’t a coward 

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“How amazing it is to find someone who wants to hear about all the things that go on in your head.”

— Nina LaCour

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For the first time in many years I'm having a real Thanksgiving. With a family that loves me but it's not my family. I'm destroyed. I'm very grateful though for my boyfriend and his family.

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pussy so tight he's stuck w me forever

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I’m a girlfriend and a bro all in one

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long distance internet friendships are so frustrating like i want to go hang out at your place. i want to bring that snack u like if ur sad. i want to go to the cinema and watch a movie together. i wish we could randomly decide to drive down to the beach one friday night and look at the stars. we drifted apart and idk if you're alive. nobody would think to tell you if i died. i hope you're okay