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Tbh I think fandom generally needs to get better at sitting with the uncomfortable fact that a story/fanwork/meme/whatever can hurt one person and help another

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love this website at the end of the day its just me and a lot of people that care a bit too much about words

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me: i'm not a huge fan of the babies ever after trope

bram stoker: and then mina and jonathan named their boy quincey

me: mina and jonathan named their boy quincey

[id a comic of a figure sitting in a chair next to a lamp with a book dropped to the side while they look off into the distance sad and forlorn end id]

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why is computer fun and phone evil

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Every time her theme started playing I was expecting a fucking biblically accurate angel to appear

Also I think I've already seen a meme like this so I'll just post it here as a bonus:

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don’t piss me off. you don’t know who you are messing with.

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Gays rule

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Had a dream there was a new six hour long HBomberGuy video that starts with him tryingnto debunk Daniel Molloys novel "Interview With The Vampire" as a fun short video. After thirty minutes in and pulling a "so obviously vampires arent real" thing he launches into a three hour tangent bringing up all the weird historical details that are completely accurate when you accounted for stuff like Louis saying the wrong cemetary or church name

Four hours in he breaks down and says "okay so, this would all point to actual pop rock artist Lestat De Lioncourt being a real vampire, and Kate pointed out he was playing in my town a couple weeks from when we were covering all this. So I called and asked him for an interview to see if I couldnt get a better feel for what was going on"

He then proceeded to take out colored contact lenses and remove the gloves hed been wearing the whole video to reveal he was a vampire and the title card just popped up saying "GUESS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED" and I woke up before the next two hours of video could play

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if you hired a galapagos finch as a linecook it would perfectly evolve a beak to optimally smoke cigarettes behind the dumpsters

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They’ll never do a Hitman level set in a Furry Convention because gamers would absolutely ruin it but imagine. like the target isn’t a furry he just owns a hotel that happens to have one every year but you can disguise yourself in a fursuit and some guy will ask you “what species is your sona” and 47 would be like “a wolf. i always felt a connection with…hunters.” and then diana would be like “let’s see if you can sniff out some information, furrty-seven” and then he comes to my house and kills me for writing this

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They're so sibling core

plus reintegration au?? Based on how Cyrus takes Jupiter, Mars and Saturn with him when disbanding team Galactic in the manga

Cyrus accepts responsibility for the three commanders and, alongside himself, tries essentially villain rehab HELP Cynthia helps out upon request because she believes it'll be beneficial to help keep Sinnoh's villains out of the world-ending business.

Cyrus and Jupiter are the most successful, with Cyrus turning the remainder of team galactic into a proper energy company and Jupiter finishing college. She majored in astronomy of course lol. Can't put those passions for space behind her

Mars and Saturn.. uh... well they're in college now too! They're extremely chaotic LMAO

Saturn majors in computer science and Mars is major hopping rn, but she thinks about settling on something artistic

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Likes to charge reblogs to FUCKING cast

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doing research on white wine for a thing and can we back up for a second on that last one???

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watching my kitties groom eachother and being like “waow thats love” and then continue watching as one of them immediately pummels the shit out of the other for looking at them wrong