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99% of ramblers quit right before they conceive of a coherent thought. KEEP TALKING
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having a king bed sounds scary what if you try to put the fitted sheet on and get lost in there and die like a caver
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sorry for being indecisive, I haven’t had any prophetic dreams to guide me in a while
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Do not stand by my grave and weep. I am not there.
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Oh Jeffrey? Jeff the killer? Oh yeah he's not a teenager anymore. He's 28. Yeah he's still into the killing part just not as much. He says it lost its spark. Yeah he still says go to sleep but he'd honestly rather go sleep himself. He's pretty chill. Past the killings. He's a beloved member of the community. Yeah he's on estrogen
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overwatch is a silly piece of shit on its best days but its continued insistence that magic is real but only in japan is especially hysterical
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Unfortunately— and literally no one is talking about this— if you buy many many little treats for yourself, cumulatively, this can add up to a larger amount of money, if you add the numbers together. I’m not sure if there’s anything to be done about this but thought I would bring it to the attention of my beloved and far-reaching audience
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searching "how to boil water": throughout history, water has been an important commodity in every country. because it is essential for life, clean water remains in high de
searching "how to boil water reddit": I now know how to boil water
searching "how to boil water quora": there truly exist varieties of racism beyond my wildest fathoming
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