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they made this the trans colors, and i’m only 70% sure that they don’t mean it like that, but happy pride to all the polyamorous transgender lesbians with incest kinks

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girl problems

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dragon the size of a large dog who inexplicably falls in love with a dragon big enough for a human to ride. the first time he tries to flirt with her she pushes him to the ground and holds him under one foot and tells him to get lost and he gets really horny about it

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I need girlcock in my brain so damn bad-

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I think about ear fucks alot.

Just brain fucking a pet into stupidity, replacing that useless brain with cum and hard cock. Making sure they can't think of anything but servicing my cock

Turning them into the perfect slut~

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Princess = girl that gets impaled on hard dyke cock whenever possible

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Nothing makes a girl hotter than a thick throbbing cock she constantly strokes wherever she goes.

It's your responsibility to make sure that beautiful girl cock has a nice warm hole to bury itself into <3

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I think some of yall are scared to ask. So I’ll make it easy. Reblog this and I’ll send my tits straight to your DMs 🩷🩷

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Tumblr girl DM translations:

"Hii!" = Please for the love of God respond to me I'm literally already lying in a pool of mess I made thinking about what you'd do to me.

"been thinking of you" = I obsessed over you and your blog and the idea of your d1ck inside me for hours to the point where I was fvcking the air and squirming like a rabid b1tch in heat.

"I think I had a dream about you" = I had a vivid fantasy about you tying me up and br33ding me as I hung there like a brainless c0ckdrunk fvckpuppet for you to destroy.

"Hope your day goes well!" = I hope you grab that dick and throttle it today til it explodes with that cvm I crave so much, since I basically will be spending all day with my fingers in my cvnt scrolling your blog.

"Goodnight!" = I'm respecting you need sleep but I have no intention of sleeping and will likely be frustratedly messaging other guys I'm not interested in for at least a another hour but I'm addicted to the attention - sowwy daddy uwu.

📖

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only child who always wanted an identical twin sister, so she built a robot perfectly alike to her in every way, including her deep, insatiable craving for sloppy sistersex

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falling for the most blatantly obvious mimics imaginable like the chest is visibly breathing there's a puddle of drool at the base there's no reason for a chest to be found there but you still open up that trove of tongues and tentacles and let yourself get pulled in and cocooned in pulsating pink meat and bred without rest until it spits you back out, because you're still too shy to openly ask for it and looking like an idiot is a small price pay if you get to pretend you're a helpless victim

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fairytale princess, locked away in her tower. however, in her boredom, she discovers masturbation.

at first, it was a rare thing. a small comfort after a particularly lonely night, carefully stroking her small penis until she dribbles some cloudy jizz into a rag, muffling her moans with her pillow.

now, years later, it's all she does. from sunrise to sunset, her dainty hands wrapped tight around her thick beast of a cock, unable to fully contain it's girth as she fucks her handpussy like a wild animal. rabid howls of pleasure echo down the mountain, her thigh-parting balls clenching as she blasts her already spunk-soaked room with a fresh layer of dense, fragrant nutsludge.

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love your diction. spew, nutsludge, etc. very hot.

thank you! i think sex should always be a little silly and sloppy 🤍

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Sister who skullfucks her big sister every morning to try and get her massive meat stick to go down but it just ends up with the big sister gulping down gallons of thick nutsludge until her belly is bloated and she's passed out.

Her sister still has a throbbing fuckstick that she'll have to unload into her sister unprotected womb in the afternoon too

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nipples should be fuckable so i can pump so much stinky kitty spunk into your tits that not only are they as big as mine but they're permanently rewired to lactate nothing but virile nutsludge ✨ oopsie~!

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The only words a pets mouth should be saying to me is either "yes goddess" or "ghlk ghlk ghlk"

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Real lobotomies: horrible, disgusting misogynistic procedure that should never have existed.

Kinky lobotomies where I fuck the ear of a pet while I watch it's brain slowly go blank before I fill it's skull with my cum instead of that useless brain~: now we're talking <3