SecUnit | gender=n/a [[indie murderbot following back from torpidgilliver]]
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sorry i cant hang out i forgot how to mimic human like behaviour
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"do you seriously think you're above the rules" the stupid ones yeah
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if we ignore all the stuff that's gone wrong ive kind of had nothing but wins
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[audible sound of teeth grinding] "I will be compassionate and patient in all things."
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i think being lobotomized and having anything resembling human surgically removed and and then integrating whatever’s left of me into a finely tuned machine honed to excel at carnage on a scale that’s hard to reckon would fix me, actually
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dont talk to me if you don’t know that this, recruits, is a 20-kilo ferrous slug. Feel the weight! Every five seconds, the main gun of an Everest-class dreadnought accelerates one to 1.3 percent of light speed! It impacts with the force of a 38-kiloton bomb! That is three times the yield of the city buster dropped on Hiroshima back on Earth. That means: Sir Isaac Newton is the deadliest son of a bitch in space. Now! Serviceman Burnside! What is Newton’s First Law?
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