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Tbh the best thing about Venom (2018) is that Eddie looks like complete shit the entire time. I kept waiting for the inevitable moment in all superhero movies where the guy rips off his shirt and everyone gets a minute and a half to ogle him until the plot resumes but, no, Eddie spends the entirety of the movie in the one gray hoodie drenched in sweat and looking 3.1 seconds from death. No unnecessary shirtless fight scene or shower scene. Just Tom Hardy looking like garbage and talking to himself for almost 2 hours. Poetic cimena.

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WHY👏DID👏THEY👏DELETE👏THIS👏SCENE👏

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id like to thank the venom fandom, the true last bastion of nsfw fanart on this hellsite. ive been here for like seven years and its just so fitting that the last explosion of horny art, the last gasp if you will, was lovingly rendered monsterfucking slime tenderly jacking off its host, tom hardy

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Yes. We just did.

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Venom (2018)

BONUS!

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SAME TBH

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I just remembered that Eddie (as venom) once suffocated a man with his huge fuckin chest and I’m dying

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Just saw Venom and my god it was good. But, did they have to make Venom's thighs so thick??? Because DAMN.

They gotta keep to the comics bruh

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I really just wanted to draw sportswear… but here we are again.

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this…… this is venom

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inspired by this

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the thought came to me and i just had to do this 

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The thing I love most about the Venom movie is that there are only two ways they can start a sequel: either domestic bliss or dysfunctional roommates.

Human hand can’t reach the alarm? Venom got it, smash that alarm to bits. Too sleepy to find slippers? Cheeky little tentacle got you covered boo. Don’t forget to brush your symbiote’s teeth after you’re done brushing your own, and toss little bits of raw meat over your shoulder while cooking for your goo boyfriend to catch in their mouth.

VS

This is the third time this month Eddie has woken up on some random rooftop in his boxers because Venom got bored and took his body for a joyride. Parasite trying to steal your bacon? Swat that bitch away like a naughty pet. Get your own hand slapped away every time you try to reach for a beer. Eddie said no to McDonald’s so Venom just straight up ate a cat.

No matter which they choose, it’s gonna be gay.

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‪eddie: what happened to we, man? we’re done.‬

‪eddie, 20 minutes later when he sees venom coming at him for a smooch after saving his ass: what am i gonna do? say no? ‬

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yo i just watched the movie last night.

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Loved this movie, had to make a sketch

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sir that’s my emotional support tapeworm