eddiethedungeonmaster

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Daddy can we go on a movie date? Pretty pretty please?

I don’t see why not!!! What’s out right now?? Done wanna do a slasher or a horror?? Oh wait no you’ll probably wanna do a funny one or a rom com? I’m down for that but we HAVE to get popcorn, and that’s a must!

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[[Writer: PFFT!!!! Hahahahahah!!!! Omfg this has me rolling]]

Oh noooooooo, like you haven’t done that before starting to think you got a breath play kink my man. I mean not judging! Not judging at all. But I’d go for Hargrove. More my type. ;)

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You daddy...always you..I know you said that but..he just makes me so mad when he tries to bully you...he really is no good.. 🥺

Better me than my sheepies! So don’t worry baby I’m used to it honey. So don’t you worry. He messes with you though and he’s gonna find the other end of a spiked shield.

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Its Jason you freak! Just wait till I get my hands on you!

…. *oops* I was close

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EDDIE DONT BELIEVE HIM HES DATING SARAH STEVES SISTER! HES JUST SAYING THAT BECAUSE HE DOESNT LIKE YOU!! 😟😟

Kitten! There’s my special girl. He can date who he wants. I told you could have your playthings and pets. As long as you know who’s in charge. *smooches* and you know who that is don’t you baby girl?

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You're a dead man Munson just you wait. Chrissy is mine and she always will be

You say that an awful lot to a man who’s still alive *Jensen*. Wait, no, it was Jacob. Right? Oh fuck me…. Uhhh Johnson. That’s it! Gotcha: mmhm.

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Well look who we have here if it isn't the dungeon freak...here yo take another shot at chrissy? It's too late for that me and her have been getting real cozy..

Oh look a self righteous laundry basket player, really should get out more. And cozy? Hmm. Makes sense. I mean jock and cheerleader kinda expect it.

Tell her ‘Daddy says Hi’. She’ll know who you mean. Don’t worry it’s fine go ahead. Careful though she may turn SUUUPER pink. It’s actually really cute. Hehe.

Also— dude— respect to the name you said I was a Cult Master or some shit come on, roll with it or drop it am I a dungeon rat, cultist leader, why the flip flop?

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Of course it is, Eddie-bear!

I've missed you!

I missed you too princess! What ya been up to? Getting into trouble? Huh? Anything new haha!

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Aww, poor baby. Are you having the hangry's right now then?

Want me to come over with some pizza and Ben and Jerry's?

IS THAT MY VICKED VIXEN?!

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Howdy! I would love to roleplay with you if any slots are available? :) I also hope you have an awesome day! And just DM me if interested. ♡´･ᴗ･`♡

What’s up Cupcake! I’m a bit open on RP slots right now but that’s because I am trying to figure out an a reply schedule and all that! Cuz if I don’t do that I tend to be a slave to the phone ya know— moderation and all that! How’s your day going so far though!

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I kind of took an entire gummy, and kinda got stoned the whole day.

Whoops.

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Uuuh nothing much..oh! But I'm cheer captain now!

You got it?! Fuck yeah! What did I tell ya? You totally had it! You were worried about that one high kick I told you you got it, that’s my girl! You just tell me if any of those idiot Jocks bug you, bad enough they fuck with my ducklings. *head pat*

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I WAS FINE BUT NOW I THINK I MIGHT CRY ITS BEEN SO LONG IVE MISSED YOU SO MUCH

AWE! Baby Girl! No tears just happy! I missed you too! Catch me up Princess what’s been happening since I was on Vacay! 🥰

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DADDY IS THAT REALLY YOU?!

Hello my pretty Kitten yes it is. How’s my pretty girl! 🥰

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Hello my little Dungeon Ducklings, guess who’s back?

[How are all my favorite girls doing? Life’s been insane, I’m gonna try to be back on for a while I had my attention diverted but sadly things didn’t work out so I am a rather sad bean. Let’s do something fun!]

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i haven’t seen your blog pop up in a while 🥺 miss u

Hi my Kittens! I am back it’s just been a wild ass ride! How are you sweetheart?

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dungeon ducklings is the cutest nickname i’ve ever heard in my whole life

Haha! I’m glad you like it! I thought it was pretty damn cute!