eddiefnmunson
Ask Eddie
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Bard, shredder, metalhead, an immortal 21/M, older than my years. @eddiefnmunson
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eddiefnmunson · 2 years ago
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Let me just steal Robin's board and I will gladly put that down on the side that doesn't say 'You suck'
You’re on. May need to use a different colour pen though - oh hang on. She won’t get Steve and I confused. Steve only has ticks in the ‘you suck’ side. We good.
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eddiefnmunson · 2 years ago
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She grumbles, torn between wanting to keep up the facade of being upset with his absence and wanting to cuddle up. Her softer nature eventually wins over and she doesn't just sit on his lap, but climbs onto it, straddling him and cuddling in close to bury her face into the spot where his neck meets his shoulder with a content little sigh. "Lucky I like you so much and all that shit." She takes a good slow, deep breath, breathing out slowly. "God, you smell good."
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Awww Rits - I have missed you so so much.
*He sighs, holding her tight and turning his face to bury in her hair, taking a deep inhale. He humms happily.*
Girl… you’re something else. *he purrs against her ear*
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eddiefnmunson · 2 years ago
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Hmmmmm. Cards say that you're chaotic, cheeky, and up to no good... I pulled 'The Devil' for you 😜 Luckily, I like a bit of trouble
Ace of Cups tho? You got a kind heart deep down Eddie 😘
Shhh damnit don’t go letting everyone know or they’ll all want a piece! Our secret 😌🤫
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eddiefnmunson · 2 years ago
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Well, I'm always up for being a little plaything, however you decide you want me (or don't 😜) *giggles lightheartedly, taking a seat next to you to chat*
Hmmm *I ponder your question*. My name is Lexi, and I'm just a huge dork really paha. My hair is blue and I have piercings and tattoos, but in my private time I collect teddy bears, crystals, and read tarot cards professionally. So, I guess you can say I offer something for everyone 😂😂
Well it’s a pleasure to meet you Lexi! You sound cute as fuck. I bet you are. What do the cards say about me? So I wanna know lol
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eddiefnmunson · 2 years ago
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No no I liked it! It took me a second to get it but it was good!
Yas! Chalk it up as a win. 👑
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eddiefnmunson · 2 years ago
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How often do you shower? Harrington says barely ever.
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Harrington - had he said that - would know I shower every day otherwise he wouldn’t be sitting on my dick.
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eddiefnmunson · 2 years ago
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She crosses her arms just under her bust, a look of playful refusal on her fine features. "You were gone a long time, Eduardo. I dunno if you deserve these foxy cuddles."
@fox-girl-renard
Rits… *pats knee* this one has your name on it. Plus it’s warm and ready for you.
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eddiefnmunson · 2 years ago
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Rita quietly comes up next to him and gently bumps her hip on his thigh. She meant to bump her hip to his, but well... height differences. She offers a soft little smile and a glance up at him. "Hey."
@fox-girl-renard
Well. Well. WELL. Rita, baby girl. Come here, damnit. *Pats knees and open arms.* Please? I've missed you.
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eddiefnmunson · 2 years ago
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*I pull away quickly as soon as I sense your hesitancy, clearing my throat*
Hey, I'm sorry. I always want to respect you and make sure you're comfortable.
*I flop my head into your neck and resume our cuddle*
You're right. If we're gonna do this properly, let's take it slow *I sit up slightly and smile genuinely, before laying my head on your chest, breathing an exhale of relief*
[I am genuinely sorry tho!! I know different blogs have different boundaries so this is my bad, won't happen again. I want you to feel comfortable doing this!!]
Hey don’t feel bad. This is likely the filthiest you’ll find but.. it’s also me… Eddie. I’m not a bad guy. I’m not the fucking monster they paint me out to be (unless you want me to be hehe).
But seriously. I’m not looking for anything serious and I’m not needing saving. But I am always happy to find new friends and pets and playthings. Ones I like and have as friends and those that I use once and send back to whenceforth they came. So. Tell me who are you, what are you about? What kinda shit do you like.
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eddiefnmunson · 2 years ago
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The muffin man definitely has a big dick. I mean I don't know for sure but 🤭
He may well do! Can't say I know first hand. Would kinda make sense if he were the muff-in man. Gettit? *sighs* Yeah yeah... someone put me out of everyone's misery.
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eddiefnmunson · 2 years ago
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Exactly ❤️ I'm a clingy girly *I kiss your cheek* and sometimes I just need to feel... *I kiss your nose* touched...
*I move my lips down to yours, ghosting them over your mouth hesitantly, feeling your hand against my lower back*
"Oh?" Eddie's taken aback initially but the kisses, small and bird-like but kisses nonetheless. He blinks. Confused. "Woah woah woah..." He leans back, half laughing, watching the lips after feeling them ghost his. "I'll tell you this for nothing. I'm no one to shy away from this stuff, but... I have two rules. One. If I don't like you? I'm likely gonna take what I want and leave it at that. BUT rule two is if I like you? If I want you to stick around? To form a friendship or whatever is happening? Then I'm not going to dive in. I mean contrary to popular belief, I actually have some respect for people - especially the ones I value and like. So. Let's start this again shall we? You came to me wanting a cuddle. I can ALWAYS offer that. Think twice though. If you want sex? At least make an effort to allow me to get to know you a bit better. Yeah?" He snorts and shakes his head. "Shit, far more fun that way too." He rubs your lower back and sighs.
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eddiefnmunson · 2 years ago
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Hi Eddie! *waves with both hands smiling big*
Saw you were back on so just wanted to drop by and say it’s good to see you and request one of those amazing bear hugs please since I’ve not had one since last year! Everything good in your world? Hope to see you around more!
Hey Crimson! *holds arms out, wiggling fingers* C'mere. Got one saved up always.
Yeah been through some stuff, but come out the other side and back for the foreseeable future. Hoping to find my voice soon. Lost it for a bit but will see what happens. Lots of honey, lemon and hot water it seems might help.
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eddiefnmunson · 2 years ago
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Oh for the love of Gimli son of Gloin's beard: I meant BONDAGE. Though I suppose you could do bondage with bandages. I prefer the dirty stuff done to me but I'll do unto others if they ask nicely. -💀
That's an impressive beard.
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Happy to take on the role of disher-out of the dirty stuff. I'm sure you did mean bondage, but your little skull there will always remind me of a damn fine nurse's uniform. Better than a padded set of handcuffs any day.
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eddiefnmunson · 2 years ago
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Aight. Bet. Favorite sexual position of all time?
Well, I could be funny and say something unexpected and gritty, or I could be honest. Depends who I'm with really, but 9/10 times a good old fashioned doggy style or cowboy will do me every time. Get them tiddies going on top of me or let me slap that behind and dig in.
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eddiefnmunson · 2 years ago
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This is a random ass question even though we've never spoken to each other before but.....do you know the muffin man?
The muffin man?
OH! THE MUFFIN MAN!
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eddiefnmunson · 2 years ago
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*I giggle softly at your wiggle fingers, and sit on your lap facing you. I wrap my arms around your neck and sink into your embrace, humming happily*
Mmm. *I take a long exhale* This is exactly what I needed *I mumble into your neck*
*He takes a deep breath in and exhales, settling in against the comfort of weight upon his lap.* Sometimes... we all need to feel someone else holding us. For no other reason than it feels really, really nice.
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No idea who the photo belongs to - but if anyone does know, let me know so I can chuck an attribution up. Kay?
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eddiefnmunson · 2 years ago
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Hey… I asked once!
That meme that’s like “alright babe I’m in the pad aisle, what size pussy you wear?”
That’s Eddie.
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