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Concept: Embroidered QR code jacket patch that leads to the YouTube video of Risk Astley’s “Never Gonna Give You Up”
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cyb3rbvlly replied to your post: terezi is the only person on here who gets me.....
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don’t think for a second that we’re having a moment. this is totally not a moment!
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terezi is the only person on here who gets me.. which is really great but also really terrifying at the same time.
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if she’s your girl, why is she doxxing me then?
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people have called me the next bootydairies before. in passing. briefly. for just a sec.
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@cyb3rbvlly i could never leave my fans waiting for long!
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i have spent like an hour looking for my house keys and thinking of ways to get into my house without breaking anything before i realize that i do not even lock my door and that i was inside my house this entire time.
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This is very delayed and now out of context, but yes I wanted you to admit I was right. I live for it ;)
this has terrified me on a fundamental level and i don't even remember what this was about.
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i live my life like a wild animal, never actually looking at what time it is. clocks? who has the time for them.
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I just CANT shut up baby!!!!!!! I’m absolutely FULL of STUPID and simply MUST share it with the world!!!!!!!!!!!!
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cynosona:
yeah! btw i found a whole bunch of left socks down here if youre missing those? also youre out of chips
oh wow, i was wondering where those went! misplaced them during laundry, i guess. you’re the best sister ever.
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not to be gross or anything (publicly), but my boy friend said he loves me so of course now i have to defend his honor.
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is that what’s been making noises under there, i really have not bothered to check and i thought it was like... a slice of pizza that gained sentience via mutation.
life was so peaceful when i just lived under johns bed and ate his food and slept
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