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((gives up on multitasking on this account asdfgkljjgdfjg))

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mostly i've just been sitting around my hive, actually!

apparently they have a human nic cage on earth, so i've been watching the movies he's in. he's pretty cool. almost as cool as troll nic cage. maybe even cooler!

but anyway, did you really miss me that much or are you just trying to be ironic? :/

i sense sarcasm

yeah seriously though dude what the fuck have you been up to

it might as well have been sweeps

without my best bro

im over here in tears look i just shed one 

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well maybe not for you because you've been speaking it your whole life, but i grew up speaking alternian!

so yupp, i do speak another language O:

oh well

it does but i

ok nevermind

this language isnt confusing really

but are you implying that you speak another language?? :\

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oh, yupp. that's totally what was wrong. totally.

but anyway, i'm glad you're here either way!

i haven't talked to you in sweeps!

okay so it hasn't been that long, but still.

boring alright seems like youve had a serious lack of strider in your life

obviously thats the fucking problem

instant remedy ok im here now its all gonna be cool

im a fucking defibrillator for you

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hehe i know what gender you are, silly. :O

i mean i thought the word 'guys' kind of applied to both genders but i could be wrong! i'm not really all that great at speaking english sometimes.

jeez, human languages are kind of confusing!

well i thought i was the only blind one here but apparently not!! >:[

im a lady if you couldnt tell

john you may need to get your EYES checked hmph

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hehe it's going pretty good!

things have been kind of boring lately but that's okay. i haven't really done too much lately, either.

i guess i've just been kind of lazy!

anyway how have things been with you? :O

yo egbert

how goes it

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oh hi!

you're one of those funny human guys, right? :)

i'm john!

ectobiotroll started following you

hi

so

who are you??

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hi dave! :D

ectobiotroll started following you

sup

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((that awkward moment where you log onto a blog you havent been on in ages))

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carcinoxgeneticist:

I’m drafting replies (and saving asks) for like every single rp i’m in right now so just send me a message if you see me on tomorrow and we can continue? C:

that goes for my trolljohn account too))

(( ^^^

ok goodnight everyone))

((nope falling asleep at my computer sorry i'm gonna sleep.

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gratuitousassistance:

It Certainly Seems That Way. Actually, I Had Meant To Thank All Of You. Your Companions And Yourself, That Is, For Helping Us Through The Terrible Ordeal We Experienced In The Form Of Sburb.

I’m Glad That You’re Doing Well For Yourself. I’m Feeling Rather Well, Also. Thanks For Asking.

oh! hehe, it's no problem! i'm just glad you and the others are all safe now. 

you are all safe now, right?

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Thanks.

you're welcome :)

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crabby-matchmaker:

ME BEING UPSET AT YOU WOULD BE THE WORST THING EVER?

WOW.

I ALMOST FEEL BAD FOR YOU.

:/ that wasn't sarcasm, was it?

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TrØll Nic Cage is NØT maybe cØØler than me. B[

troll nic cage is the coolest guy in the history of everything.you're clearly just jealous. 

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If anything was my lusus it would be Gir. Minimoose was a floating purple moose thing. I think I know how to revive him though. And a few ideas for who killed him...

oh. that's still really sad, though. good luck reviving him, i guess!

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gratuitousassistance:

Oh, Hello John. I Hadn’t Expected To Gain A New Follower In Such A Short Amount Of Time Since Creating This Account. How Are You?

hi kanaya! hehe i guess i just have lightning fast reflexes or something!

anyway i'm getting a little tired, but other that i'm pretty good! how are you? :)

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accØrdiØn tØ yØu, yØu HAVE nØ typing quirks :(

dave, quirks are too mainstream for me. i'm too cool for them. B)