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yall know what i love? that kind of black cats that look like some cat-shaped blops of darkness
perfection
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Murder me in an overgrown greenhouse of an old estate during a thunderstorm or don’t waste my fucking time.
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omg so yesterday i put a salt line on the pathway to our front door because i was fucking around and my brother was pretending to be a demon
and today we ordered pizza and the salt line was still there
and my brother went outside to sign for the pizza
and the pizzaman refused to step over the salt line, like he almost did and then he backed up and handed my bro the pizza and left; which is pretty ridiculous because it’s far from our door
so a heads up to everyone i’m pretty sure domino’s is actually run by demons??? kind of like how in men in black the post office is run by aliens
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I can’t believe Hozier left his nest to come spread the good word of the avocado fueled millennial uprising with us.
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Les Amis & Marius as quotes from The Good Place
Enjolras: I came up with hundreds of plans in my life, and only one of them got me killed.
Combeferre: Life has an end, and therefore our actions have meaning.
Courfeyrac: I would say I outdid myself, but I’m always this good. So I simply did myself.
Prouvaire: Parties are mere distractions from the relentlessness of entropy. We’re all just corpses who haven’t yet begun to decay.
Joly: I’m sorry, everyone, I just have some worries as well as some concerns that could potentially turn into outright fears. Ah, there they go, they’re fears now.
Bossuet: I wasn’t a failed DJ. I was pre-successful.
Bahorel: I’m telling you, Molotov cocktails work. Anytime I had a problem and I threw a molotov cocktail, boom! Right away, I had a different problem
Feuilly: I’ve been working on my Western Hemisphere brunch banter. Tell me what you think. “That new Yorker article was interesting.” “You haven’t seen Hamilton?” “Hey, did you hear about Stephanie?”
Grantaire: Well, I’ve read everything on your syllabus and, how do I put this delicately, it’s all stupid garbage.
Marius: I have no idea what’s going on right now but everyone else is talking and I think I should too!
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I CAN’T WALK TO MY CAR LATE AT NIGHT WHILE ON THE PHONE I CAN’T OPEN UP MY WINDOWS WHEN I’M HOME ALONE I CAN’T GO TO A BAR WITHOUT A CHAPERONE AND I CAN’T WEAR A MINI SKIRT IF ITS THE ONLY ONE I OWN I CAN’T USE PUBLIC TRANSPORTATION AFTER 7 PM I CAN’T BE BRUTALLY HONEST WHEN YOU SLIDE INTO MY DMS I CAN’T GO TO THE CLUB JUST TO DANCE WITH MY FRIENDS AND I CAN’T EVER LEAVE MY DRINK UNATTENDED BUT IT SURE IS A SCARY TIME FOR BOYS YEAH GENTLEMEN! BAND TOGETHER, MAKE SOME NOISE ITS REALLY TOUGH WHEN YOUR REPUTATION’S ON THE LINE AND ANY WOMAN YOU’VE ASSAULTED COULD TURN UP ANYTIME YEAH, IT SURE IS A SCARY TIME FOR GUYS CAN’T SPEAK TO ANY WOMEN OR LOOK THEM IN THE EYES ITS SO CONFUSING, IS IT RAPE OR IS IT JUST BEING NICE? SO INCONVENIENT THAT YOU EVEN HAVE TO THINK TWICE I CAN’T LIVE IN AN APARTMENT IF IT’S ON THE FIRST FLOOR I CAN’T BE WEARING SILK PAJAMAS WHEN I ANSWER THE DOOR I CAN’T HAVE ANOTHER DRINK EVEN IF I WANT MORE I CAN’T MAKE YOU FEEL INVALID, UNSEEN, OR IGNORED I CAN’T JOG AROUND THE CITY WITH HEADPHONES ON MY EARS I CAN’T SPEAK OUT AGAINST MY RAPIST AFTER 35 YEARS I CAN’T BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY IF I’M HOLDING BACK TEARS AND I CAN’T EVER SPEAK EARNESTLY ABOUT ALL MY FEARS BUT IT SURE IS A SCARY TIME FOR DUDES CAN’T TEXT A GIRL REPEATEDLY ASKING FOR NUDES CAN’T MAKE HER HAVE SEX WHEN SHE’S NOT IN THE MOOD AND WHAT GIVES HER THE RIGHT TO GIVE YOU ATTITUDE?? YEAH, IT SURE IS A SCARY TIME FOR MEN GIRLS LIKE TO ACT LIKE YOU’RE TO BLAME AND THEY’RE THE VICTIMS HER DRESS WAS SHORT AND SHE WAS DRUNK, SHE’S NOT SO INNOCENT THANK GOD YOUR DAD’S THE JUDGE AND YOU WON’T BE CONVICTED OH WAIT… THAT’S RIGHT… IT’S NOT SUCH A SCARY TIME FOR BOYS THEY’VE ALWAYS HAD THE UPPER HAND, THEY’VE ALWAYS HAD A CHOICE IT’S TIME FOR WOMEN TO RISE UP, USE OUR COLLECTIVE VOICE THE DAY TO VOTE’S NOVEMBER 6, SO LET’S GO MAKE SOME NOISE
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Slavic Cossack dancing known as Hopak
Warning: Do not try this at home unless you were born with super Slavic knee strength
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no offence but….. lets just all run through dark hallways, in long flowing clothes. let’s all just have dinner at candle light, write love letters and seal them with wax, give lovers a piece of our hair, kiss hands in greeting, pet cats and be gay
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The Hazbin Hotel trailer FINALLY came out and Angel Dust is already my favorite character is 😄😍❤💖
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