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“ok lets do warm up sketch”

“oh..”

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Like, of course Alfred had to keep being the butler while he was raising Bruce, he came to America on a work visa.

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My mom is waxing poetic about cheese tonight

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fandom spaces were better when the media creators didn't know we existed and we didn't want them to find out.

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guy who is stuck in a timeloop but is too socially anxious to bring it up to anybody or change their routine just in case it turns out they're mistaken. like yeah you're pretty sure that it's been november 3rd for two weeks now but idk maybe that's the depression talking. it's fine.

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Dick: i remember when i was a kid, and Bruce had just taken me in while trying to track down the guy who killed my parents.

Dick: he knew i needed the closure of bringing him to justice so he had to train me up pretty quick.

Jason: yeah you were allowed out almost immediately, but when he took me in i had to go through like, a massive training course until i was even allowed out on patrol. even longer until i was allowed to actively engage with criminals.

Dick: yeah he was wary with you; to be fair i got punched a LOT in those early days

Jason: a lot of damage to the head would make sense for you, honestly

Dick: oi-

Tim: i mean i did have training, but it was kinda moot because i was active as Robin throughout the whole thing anyway. i just showed up completely unprepared and wouldn’t leave B alone.

Jason: it is interesting how different all our experiences were with Bruce’s training.

Dick: *hums*

Tim: yeah

Damian:

Damian: i came pre-assembled.

the others:

Damian:

Damian: well i did-

Tim: like an ikea flat-pack.

Damian: like a what now

-later-

Bruce, eating lunch: what is this

Jason, holding Damian by the scruff of his neck: behold, a SJÖRAPPORT

Bruce, so tired: …ok. sure.

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Collecting books is great until you have to move all of them at once and realize that every one of the little bastards weigh about as much as a brick and collectively have the mass of a neutron star

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"im doing numbers on tumblr. and the number? 4" <- 400k notes

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Fuck personality tests. Who comes to your mind when I say “Michael”

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murderbot is a type of person who says "are you stupid? ghosts don't exist" but will be calculating percentages in its head on how to defeat ghosts because well. what if they DO exist.

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I noticed you haven’t been online in 10 hours, is therapy finally working?

this websites hate mail game is ruthless

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Having to clean the shower is so fucking annoying. It’s clean in there. That’s where I go to get clean. It’s clean dude trust me. Stop fucking growing bacteria and stuff man this is the clean locale. You’re embarrassing me in front of the sink

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A crossover of Spy x Family and Batman I made by photoshopping different panels together. I hope you enjoy

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