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do you think the first bug to pollinate a plant was classified as a monsterfucker by the other bugs

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why did he say this

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me and coworker: okay. we're getting rid of a ton of old records. they're sorted into price piles, you just need to write down the price and stick them to the record sleeve. if it doesn't have a sleeve, do not stick it to the vinyl bit, because the adhesive gunks up the grooves and affects how they play. okay?

new guy: yeah man!

us checking up on him 20 minutes later: 😨😂

him: i did not put stickers on them 🫡

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i played with that medical training app a little bit

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human and bug relations will change by the end of the century

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in this world its eat pussy or have yours be eaten

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picturing a guy who escapes a Saw trap and really does get a new lease on life as a result, but only a year later he's been overcome by malaise and indecision again. he quickly decides that there's only one solution:

get Jigsawed again, at any cost

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Pink Calcite from chenzhou prefecture Hunan province China

Photo: Future Mineral

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I've been seeing a lot of posts about piracy lately and in light of this i do need to say something because I've been seeing a lot of misinformation.

anti-viruses, vpns, ad-blockers- none of these are going to help you here.

the first thing you're going to need is a good solid boat (preferably oak wood). you will also want some cannons and a plank depending on the sort of shenanigans you plan on getting into.

Also! Not once have i seen any of you talking about the importance of citrus fruits and vitamin C. antivirus doesn't prevent scurvy. come on you should know this by now.

this sort of misinformation is wildly dangerous and irresponsible.

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See also, "We're in a drought; conserve water!" Meanwhile, bottled water companies and golf courses for rich folk empty the aquifers.

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may your next ibuprofen take effect swiftly and noticeably

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be careful with what series you watch/read during emotional points in your life because they will forever contain a ghost of your past self within it now

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products are so bad now that i have to do approximately 8 hours of research before i buy anything