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Perfectionist Slytherins who are so swallowed up in anxiety that they unconciously sabotage themselves trying to be perfect.

Daydreamer Slytherins who are ambitious in their minds but can never seem to realise their plans in reality.

Cunning Slytherins that are also lazy, making plans and never doing anything about them.

Slytherins with a sense of pride and dignity and great cunning and skill whose ideas of greatness are a good home, a loving family and a legacy of fun stories to tell the grandkids.

And yes, Slytherins who will stare you down whilst they eat an entire fucking 18″+ pizza just because you said they couldn’t.

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Couple aesthetic:the short one tries to kiss the tall one,but they can’t reach up; so they gently stand on their toes,take the tall one’s neck And DRAG THE MOTHERFUCKER DOWN. IF I CAN’T GO UP,YOU’RE GOING DOWN WITH ME

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what happens to all your teen angst when you’re 20… like where does it go

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omg my little brother was using my computer and look at his search history

so embarrassing

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im bored i want a bf

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I’ll never be beautiful I’ll never be smart or talented and I’ll never be anyone special and to be honest I’m not even sure I’m suppose to be in this world that I’ll never be good enough for.

(via linaewen7)

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my love for you is blinding. you keep pushing me away, and i keep crawling back for more.

emiricus-the-mistake  (via wnq-writers)

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i think it’s brilliant. more here

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tumblr during autumn, more like

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we wrapped timmy

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“ur bra strap is showing” u say

children begin to scream

tears r streaming down my face

my parents disown me and sell me to a shady, moustached man for three goats

no one can ever kno i wear a bra

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Describe your life in two words

I’m late

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Employer: so tell me, why do you want this job?

Me: I must survive capitalism