A girl named Shelbe, who has a terrible sense of humor.
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Itd be funny as fuck if the world operated like how people with social anxiety think it does. Like what if you got on a bus and everyone was like wow look at that piece of shit loser. Get off the bus you ugly bastard
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RIP to the thousands of turkeys being slaughtered in the name of “giving thanks” and “peace on earth”.
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Are u single?
“single” is a word the government created to give Americans tax disadvantages. if you’re asking me if im lonely the answer is yes.
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moms b like "your emotional pain causes ME emotional pain and that is what we will be focusing on today"
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