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Reblog to manifest a gay relationship this Christmas cuz I know I need it

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oh but I adore how everyone in this stupid pirate show is just a guy

I haven't seen ppl talk about it much but. the absolute lack of shredded abs. people show tummy and cleavage and there's not the barest hint of muscle definition anywhere

obviously some of them are very fit but it never leaves "works a physically demanding job and happens to be naturally thin" territory

and guys are fat! guys have bellies and rounded shoulders and chubby cheeks and imperfect teeth and thinning hair and are styled weirdly (that's a whole different post but the crew especially look so unprofessional styled it's great)

and they are still all hot! they are hot and desirable and find each other hot and desirable and I love that

I love to see it! nobody in this show looks like they had a personal trainer. and not just the side characters, not just a token fat guy - obv Taika Waititi is the most beautiful man you've ever seen and that little bit of tummy pudge spilling out of his crop top made us all lose our collective minds. but it's everyone else too; and it's not the extend of it either. no other show would have let black pete within 10 feet of a romance arc, much less been this sweet and sincere about it

this show is so comfortable with the human body in all it's glorious imperfection and I am in love with it

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I will always reblog this

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Reblog if it's okay if I anonymously confess something to you.

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idk man, maybe it’s just the british/indian in me jumping out but I’ve always just blindly assumed this lady was holding a teacup, this is the first time I’ve actually looked at her hands and now I’m mad,

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One Topic At A Time is getting a visa to super hell for being an awesome ally!!!

requested by: @purplepaperboy

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And John goes,

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nap time in the garden 💤

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me: say it— i need to hear those three words

library database: Full Text Online

me, shedding tears: i love you too

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Sony really went "you know our target audience is monsterfuckers so let's make Venom as much husband material as characteristically possible in the trailer" and it worked

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Venom making breakfast for Eddie.

Venom: Let There Be Carange (2021), dir. Andy Serkis

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me irl

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Cleansing your dash of anti-Asian hate with our stunning diversity and absolutely flawless traditional garb. ❤️

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I couldn’t sleep so I made this. 

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Sherlock dropping gay hints in the show be like...

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sherlock walked so supernatural could commit a hate crime