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Silly dark sbi of the bog standard ‘Phil kidnaps Techno for sonboyification purposes’ variety, only Philza is really, really bad at it. He’s not a secret crime lord or insanely powerful or immortal or anything. The most average human ever. He’s looking up tutorials for how to kidnap someone. Techno asks to leave once and he immediately folds and barely recovers by making the saddest kicked puppy eyes ever and it would be too awkward to refuse. Philza literally apologizes the entire time and stresses that none of what he’s doing is okay but he has to.

Eventually a very annoyed (and maybe a little endeared) Techno is just like ‘bruh then why are you doing this?’

And Philza is like ‘there’s been a wave of local crime and I’m really scared you’ll get murdered but if I keep you with me I can protect you please mate don’t go it’s dark and scary out there 😭😭😭😭’

And Techno, the local serial killer, just blinks at him.

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God/goddess Techno and Kristin being equivalent of the angel and devil on Phil’s shoulders except theyre both the devil and its just “can we just kill this guy already” “KILL THIS GUYYY” “BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD” “DEATH DEATH DEATH”

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Memory from when Mercury was still a magnamite and Gumpy didn't quite understand that he was a living thing

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have realized that while i am not a fan necessarily of "people meet and immediately fall in love" i am a fan of "people meet and are immediately obsessed with each other." the love can come later but the absolute fixation should be immediate

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pikaboo!

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“And this is a punishment,” Xisuma clarifies, after the shadowy figure from beyond brings it to his attention, less because Xisuma’s in charge and more because only he and Hypno still remembered the admin password, and the shadowy figure’s power requires it.

(Hypno had laughed them out of the room. Xisuma’s not sure if he ought to be offended they went to Hypno first.)

He listens closely as the shadowy figure explains again. “Oh, I mean, er, I don’t really see the problem with permit-based punishment, I guess? I’m pretty sure not doing what the government says gets you punished, and between the DMV and the courthouse, gosh, we may as well go all the way with the roleplay! I think exile seems a bit medieval, but—”

The shadowy figure makes a frustrated sound.

“Sorry, sorry, I forgot. It’s not make-believe, you’re a very real dangerous set of higher-ups from beyond. Oh, this is so fun!”

The shadows grow more frustrated. They curl around Xisuma, squeezing and tearing. They aren’t doing anything else, though, because they didn’t get the admin password from Hypno. Gosh, Xisuma now wonders if they tried anyone else. Joe has it, but he’s probably forgotten it. Doc has it, except Xisuma purposefully rotates it so actually Doc doesn’t have it right now and will have to ask again before doing something particularly server-breaking. Grian has it, but he likes to pretend he doesn’t—oh, he will laugh if they didn’t check Grian. Aren’t these fellows Grian’s?

Right. Erm. Anyway. He pats the shadowy vengeance of a god of terrible, unknowable Order on the orderly shadow squeezing him. “Sorry, I just want to make sure—so, er, you’re sending people millions of blocks out to uncharted, untouched land, at a point in the season when many people are losing steam on their current projects and starting to look for a fresh start, if not quite ready to give up on things like the TCG or minigames just yet. As a punishment?”

A long silence. A reply.

“Okay, I mean, if you’re sure, here’s the password. Don’t go losing it on me! Oh, that sounds so much fun, really. I mean, ah, terrible! It sounds very terrible. What a truly awful punishment! Gosh.”

The god of order vanishes. Xisuma looks at his hands.

“Well, I did warn them,” Xisuma says, abdicating himself of the whole problem, before he wanders off to stick some diamonds in his ender chest and find a nice cliff for some prankster-minded spirit to push him off of. Just in case they’re feeling like it. For no reason in particular.

It’s a very reasonable punishment, after all.

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Slow down Wanted to practice backgrounds, but it turned to pining witch hours, what can you do ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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si yo lo vi ustedes tambien

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What a day huh

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red crowned crane grian

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hi again. if you saw my last post you know my city has been affected by a terrible storm that resulted in most of the city flooding. I know this is a long shot but I also know most people here are from the USA so, if u can, here's a link to donate in US dollars. anything will help. also just by sharing you would be helping a lot. thank you in advance

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Today in Buenos Aires there was a protest for the betterment of retired people's rights (keep in mind they are all middle to low class). The government sent cops to repress this protest who shoved up in full riot gear to stand against... middle aged people and elders.

There are videos of cops punching, kicking and pushing to the ground elders. People with moving disabilities due to illnesses and age. There's a graphic video of an older woman getting pushed to the ground by a cop, hitting her head hard against the ground. A press photographer was attacked by cops causing a skull fracture and intense bleeding, as time of posting undergoing lifesaving surgery.

While this is happening, the president puts on a circus performance of going to Bahia Blanca, affected by lethal floods, to "oversee" the construction/repairs of a bridge, with protests from the public.

While this is happening, the president is currently getting away with promoting a ponzi scheme of international magnitude. This blatant promotion is unconstitutional and he should be impeached over it. Congress is looking the other way.

And this is far from the tip of the iceberg when it comes to things currently happening every single day in Argentina. But we carry on, and we persevere.

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angel

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Nobody cares but I colored this adorable forest drake and I'm kinda happy with it.

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Late night techno and Phil doodle I haven’t drawn techno in a long time king I am so sorry