eb3yr
eb3yr
eb3yr
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*picks him up by the scruff* smelly
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
eb3yr Ā· 7 hours ago
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eb3yr Ā· 7 hours ago
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eb3yr Ā· 7 hours ago
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hang in there. hereā€™s some good news.
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eb3yr Ā· 7 hours ago
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"you're really scraping the bottom of the barrel" girl i am living that balsamic life, that's the mommy down there at the bottom.
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eb3yr Ā· 8 hours ago
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Saw this and instantly thought of the Shadow/Silver family drawings youā€™ve been making XD
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Shadows great at fatherly moral support XD
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eb3yr Ā· 19 hours ago
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eb3yr Ā· 19 hours ago
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i have understood so many things about online leftist culture by the fact that when i said "your local community has people you will morally and politically disagree with but you cannot lock them out of accessing any tangible service youā€™re organising" one of the tags responding said "this isnā€™t about proshippers in here youā€™re not welcome" like. folks. focus with me. some of us are homeless here.
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eb3yr Ā· 1 day ago
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i found the weirdest yt channel like its not even really weird but im just???
Ā but anyway some girl has spend years animating a show with her furry ocs set in a western universe with hints of?? native american and aztec mythology as well as like bits of others but not really cause theres a rabbit who wears a fuckin sailor outfit and i cant follow the plot at all and theres a crane called ichabod bc subtleĀ 
its fucking me up bc theres so much effort in it but its so haphazardĀ 
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eb3yr Ā· 2 days ago
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whatever, go my slugcat
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eb3yr Ā· 2 days ago
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The poltergeist is going crazy rn
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eb3yr Ā· 2 days ago
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eb3yr Ā· 2 days ago
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The cruelty of racist white men.
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eb3yr Ā· 2 days ago
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adhd tip you can replace a ā€œmealā€ with up to 3 hours of ā€œthe appā€ but watch out
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eb3yr Ā· 2 days ago
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These are fun to do
I was taking a math class minding my own business and then a random thought "i bet pebbles knows how to do this"
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eb3yr Ā· 2 days ago
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2007 eBird gem
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eb3yr Ā· 2 days ago
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This is honest to god the funniest thing I have ever seen in my entire life
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eb3yr Ā· 2 days ago
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if youā€™re ever in the position to choose between giving up and accepting defeat, and actually trying to fight the ancient unkillable god that is about to peel apart reality like a string cheese, remember this: scientifically speaking, you might as well give it a shot!
1.there were trees at the beginning of the world! there were trees so long ago that they predate bacteria that causes wood to decay. when a tree fell, it would lie there in stasis and there wasnā€™t any way of breaking down wood xylem on a molecular level in that way.
2. it seems obvious to say, but wood eating bacteria are literally incapable of comprehending what theyā€™re breaking down. Itā€™s just not information conciously available to a microorganism. they donā€™t know what theyā€™re deconstructing, where it came from, bacteria have no way to even fathom the existence of a tree as a concept.
3. Regardless of the facts above, the world we live in today is a world where wood inevitably decomposes
it is worth fighting the unkillable god no matter how pointless it seems. it is worth taking the risk even though youre trying to accomplish something impossible. the reality in which you live was also once reality in which trees didnā€™t rot. You live in a reality that allows for existence before the possibility of destruction. you live in a reality where uncomprehending microbes break down matter that is so far beyond the scope of their comprehension that it feels comical to specify something so obvious. you live in a reality that occasionally allows unshakeable physical truths to be altered with no warning.
It is worth fighting the unkillable god because trees are so old they predate the source of their destruction, and it still did not spare them. It is worth fighting the unkillable god because bacteria rots unthinkingly, because there is room in our cosmos for destruction without comprehension on the part of the destroyer. It is worth fighting the unkillable god because now and then reality retracts the promise of immortality without fanfare, and when that happens there is no mercy for the ancient. the unmaking is not softer for the desecrators ignorance. for all things, existence is endless until the exact point where it ends.
so you might as well try to kill the unkillable god. it doesnā€™t seem likely, but at the beginning of the world, trees didnā€™t rot. so you never know! you never know
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