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(In the cuck chair)(starts booing)

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"you don't owe anyone anything" You are a tar pit. Speak for yourself. I personally owe the cafe employees my dishes put away and my friends a listening ear and small scared insects a cup and a gentle trip outside. Hyperindividualism is a rancid infection borne of capitalism and willfully misinterpreted therapyspeak and I will defy it by continuing to be kind regardless of whether or not it benefits me personally

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rednote is the only good social media because its the only one that consistently shows me lambs from xinjiang in little hats

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Today I encountered an especially pathetic Italian greyhound. His owner told me that a gust of wind once blew him into a lake.

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It's so strange to me that all the characters in the summer I turned pretty acts like they know belly will pick Conrad?

Like literally only Taylor isn't a part of this.

Like belly's mum, Conrad, the fisher dad, Steven, randome people who have like two lines, even belly herself.

Like for instance the characters are always talking about how Jeremiah doesn't have his shit together and how he always drops the ball when in reality we only ever see him step up (like him going to the dance with belly, doing the painting with his mum, looking for Conrad when he just went MIA). The only time I've seen him fuck up was in the new season with the Cabo thing.

It's also strange how like they all clearly prefer Conrad but for now solid reason. We've only seen Jeremiah be bubbly and present and there for everyone but everyone is still like team Conrad?

Even belly, while dating Jeremiah, is like 'Conrad is way more reliable and a way better more put together person in general's like girl do you even like your bf?

Even stranger to me is that Steven and belly's mum SHOULD be team Jeremiah. He was way nicer to her from the start.

I'm not saying people shouldn't like Conrad better, like whoever you want. But it is so strange and such bad writing to me that the characters, for no in world reason, are like 'actually Jeremiah is a fuck up and Conrad is clearly better'

Also I watched the first two seasons with my little sister and was like this is pretty fun. The new seasons pacing is so wack it's like suddenly we're watching a Wattpad movie and not in a good camp way

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Okay but seriously… China gagged the whole world with this everybody else just pack it up it’s over

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Hey, Tumblr. You like non-stereotypical depictions of autism? What about ✨ neurodivergent protagonists ✨ ? Yes? What about asexual neurodivergent protagonists that go on chapters-long rants about their special interests? You want gay characters that are important to the plot too? Then I've got the book for you! The author is gay!!! American Psycho, by Bret Easton Ellis, is

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Genies can only grant wishes that are things that an ordinary person could do, just better and faster. The jinn are the creations of a divine being, and so they are part of the divine plan and cannot defy the natural order of things; a wish granted by a jinni can’t turn the day into night or the sea into yogurt, but if you wish for a temple to be built, a jinni will build it by hand, the way men do, and have it done in a day.

If you need a wish granted that defies the natural order you gotta catch a leprechaun, because no god was involved in their creation whatsoever. They just kinda showed up one day in the nineteenth century. The Aos Sí have no idea what their deal is

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my favorite video of all time ever

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It was never about "fairness." They're punishing trans teenagers for existing. Most chess tournaments aren't even gendered.

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Hold on guys. Mentally preparing myself to cancel an appointment....I'll be back in 8-10 hours

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cure of ra

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THE WAY I'D LET HIM CUM INSIDE- I MEAN COME INSIDE- I MEAN CUM INSIDE I MEAN

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No, I would not steal a car. However, if I had the ability to create a copy of someone's car that I could have for free while the other person retained their original car, I would definitely do that.

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truly never getting over the greatest loss streaming services caused: the disappearance of DVD special features. behind the scenes, bloopers, deleted scenes, commentaries, I will never forget you, I will never stop missing you.