every night I ask God "God why won't you bless me with a stripper ass booty" and every night he say "you know you ain't gone act right with a stripper ass booty you can't even act right with the ass you got now" I wanna be the bitch that killed the vibe
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all i want for the batman sequel is a super heartfelt plot about bruce training robin but in between serious tear filled family scenes, they keep cutting to the riddler and joker in arkham like this
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H.R. Giger daintily holding his spoon aloft as he frolics on the snowy pavement RIP
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not to be a little hater, but anytime my fav fictional guys are drawn with perfectly sculpted abs and a six pack and absolutely no body fat, i do feel rage with the force of a thousand fiery suns in my being. stop that. stop it. stop.
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shoutout to the guy who created a parody account of cinemasins where instead of pointing out every single flaw in a film, he just pointed out things he liked about the movie. you're so right cinemawins its so much more fun to like things
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like imagine if every walmart employee exchanged numbers and just stopped showing up how quickly would the minimum wage be 20$
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With the humans gone, animals are now moving into spaces they were previously unwelcome to.
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whoops! i’m sure this is just an isolated incident in a state of 29 million people.
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