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[you kill me but I clip through the floor so you can't loot my corpse as my final act of revenge]
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like the first rule of cooking is to have fun and be yourself and the first rule of baking is to stay calm because the dough can sense fear
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my dark twisted secret is i always use my turn signals whenever possible because i believe they were included in vehicles for a reason. i’m a bit of a freak this way. a weirdo
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i love how everyone on this website interacts with each other in ways that are so socially impermissible irl. how did we get here
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One fallacy, I think, of anti piracy arguments is that a lot of them seem to assume that if I'm unable to pirate something I'm going to pay for it instead rather than going "oh! that's a terrible shame" and then quickly forgetting about it
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You are tenth generation honor guard for the Immortals. As far back as pack memory goes, the Immortals have provided food, shelter, and scritches. You fully expected them to outlive you as they did your grandmother and her grandmother before her. But something's wrong. The alpha… is dying.
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it's healthy for academics to have professional feuds. enrichment activity
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Silly concept:
Imagine an isekai language learning app about a character who uses multilingual phrases as spells to fight off evil forces but got their abilities sealed so you as the player (as them) have to 're-learn' it by retracing your journey across different regions 😂
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"but this female character has so little personality in canon what am i supposed to do with her!!1!!" the newsies fandom in 2014 was giving rich backstories and elaborate personalities to nameless white guy #35. learn. adapt
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Dick putting a Bat- prefix to everything, while Bruce just grunts in annoyance because THIS IS HIS LIFE NOW is everything to me, please terrorize that man harder, baby Dick Grayson.
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