earlsocksiii
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earlsocksiii · 1 hour ago
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the real problem with necromancy is all of these necromancers are pursuing immortality instead of dying so all the good necromancer names are taken for like centuries at a time. the other day i met a guy who called himself skull james
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earlsocksiii · 6 hours ago
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why the fuck is it called the xbox 360 what does 360 mean???????????????????
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earlsocksiii · 7 hours ago
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earlsocksiii · 12 hours ago
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Bro I fucking love the DB Cooper case nothing about this whole situation sounds real. None of the passengers on the plane realized they were being hijacked until the plane landed two hours after it was supposed to and the fbi showed up with suitcases full of money. The note about the bomb almost went unnoticed because the flight attendant thought she was being sexually harassed so she didn't read it. One of the main suspects was the first trans woman in Washington to have a sex change operation. A reporter who was so dead set on his suspect that he brought him to court was so upset about being wrong that he went catatonic and was treated with electroshock therapy and it WORKED. There's been multiple "I'm DB Cooper" death confessions. He never even SAID his name was DB Cooper. Either he got away with a million bucks in today's money and the most iconic and harmless crime American history or he impaled himself on a pine tree while falling a zillion miles an hour in the dark while clutching duffel bags full of cash and either option is equally hilarious. He wore a clip on tie. He committed an act of sky piracy. What in the fucking looney toons
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earlsocksiii · 12 hours ago
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only 5 seconds
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earlsocksiii · 12 hours ago
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I’ll reblog every time I see. Communist guy is always what does it for me
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earlsocksiii · 12 hours ago
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i wish you could add custom reactions on tumblr. i want to give my mutuals a dandelion like this whenever i like their posts
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earlsocksiii · 12 hours ago
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earlsocksiii · 13 hours ago
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earlsocksiii · 1 day ago
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love the way we finish each others' sentences. it's like we're soulmates or the beastie boys
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earlsocksiii · 1 day ago
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take everything I say with a hint of garlic, ginger, spring onions and a dash of soy sauce
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earlsocksiii · 1 day ago
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so many ppl on tiktok will be like ‘look at my epic style glow up omg my style used to be so cringe’ and it just shows them wearing clothes that were in fashion in 2015 and then clothes that are in fashion now like baby that’s what happens when u don’t have ur own sense of style
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earlsocksiii · 1 day ago
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people online will just say "I don't trust the Chinese" as if that's normal and not the sort of thing a cartoon racist would say out loud
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earlsocksiii · 1 day ago
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There's an open pit in the middle of our office plan that drops down into a bunch of very sharp spikes that kill you instantly. This is bad. People keep falling in there and dying. Someone put a sign up, the other day, all bright yellow so you can't miss it, that says "Beware!!! Spikes!!!"
The office immediately split into two factions over it. One says that if anyone falls in the spike pit it's their own fault for being so stupid and not watching where they're walking, so we should remove the sign. The other says that the sign is an insult, there shouldn't be a spike pit in our office at all, and having the sign up like that is just normalising the existence of the spike pit, so we should remove the sign.
We ended up removing the sign. Probably for the better. Still... for a while there it looked like it might have worked...
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earlsocksiii · 1 day ago
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I've been trying to teach Ollie to play three-card monty using cat his kitty treats as a hidden prize
My discovery so far is that if all the cups are too close together when they stop then he will choose all of them
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