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you can be peeling a boiled egg and think to yourself wow. that was so simple. and then you peel another one and it’s like being in the throes of war. shell everywhere. egg mangled. tears in your eyes. that’s how god keeps you humble

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florida natural spring water

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they were telling the truth then, got it

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My jaw dropped

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'ugly' sweater zuko for @paddington-two [id in alt]

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my 3 week old lettuce in the fridge because i forgot about it

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gay people are allowed to have weird friendships it’s kind of our thing

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Most of those iPad babies you're seeing are probably sick of that fucking tablet too.

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it's actually strange how in western culture "sacrifice" for the purposes of religion are considered like, strange, or even evil or whatever, considering that jesus is effectively one massive human sacrifice ritual

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I bet it feels good as fuck to kick someone in the head as hard as you can if you’re a horse

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why does the usa have a city called corpus christi chuuni ass name you are not the body of christ you are a series of interconnected parking lots

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I remmeber there was an arc in X-Men Evolution when all of the teen mutants got outed. Jean Grey was on the school basketball team for years, but as soon as her teammates found out she was a mutant, every time she made a shot during practice they accused her of using her powers to cheat. She eventually just had to quit the team to avoid harassment. Which could be an allegory for nothing.

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La Morphine, 1905 by Albert Matignon (French, 1860--1937)

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aiming is hard