dysfunctionalcrew

[dysfunctionalcrew]

{Bah-Weep-Graaaaagnah-Weep-Ni-Ni-Bong! This is dysfunctionalcrew, a dropship traveling around space with a ragtag crew of Autobots, Decepticons, and a couple Earthlings piloting it. My name is Terra, and I am your captain. Sometimes I disappear to tend to other crews so if you can’t reach me here, then try one of the crews!}

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Reblog if I can go on your page and write stupid things in your ask box whenever I'd like to.

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sometimes suffering is just suffering. 

   it doesn’t make you stronger. 

     it doesn’t build character. 

                                                                it only 

                                                                      … h u r t s

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Send me a △ and ask a really invasive question aimed at my character

They’ll have to:

Rate on a scale of 1-10 how much they don’t want to answer that question.

Answer that question.

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defectiicon‌:

She’s bored and rolling around on the floor, whining about it.

{🔥}- He’s gonna happily wiggle and roll around with her!

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but what if they become tiny science friends

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{I’m bored and I leave tomorrow so like this for Snarl to come leave you a random thing! Could be something nice, could be a turbo fox he hunted — who knows!!!}

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more (captioned) doodles of the dumbass tall boys and their tired short dad

[dont tag kin/me delete caption or repost w/o permission - ko-fi - commissions]

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➳ Knock Out 8)

Send ➳ for your muse to receive mine as a gift/spoil of war || @radioactivibee

{🏥}- So much for that ‘we value all life’ policy that the Autobots had; he was life, yet instead of being treated as such, here he was being handed over to the bot who scrapped Megatron himself as if he were actually a prize! Though, he supposed there could have been worse bots he could been ‘gifted’ to.

His ‘weapons’ had been unceremoniously removed so as to avoid any attempts at maiming or revenge (like he would seek revenge for ol’ Bucket Head), despite his protests that they were medical tools needed for when he performed surgeries. 

A scowl curled at his lips as he eyed the champion of the Autobots.

“Why don’t you take a holo-scan,” he hissed, growing further displeased at the situation the longer he had to remain there. “It’ll last longer.”

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                            “They forced poison under your skin                                                      And your veins started glowing with starlight.                              They left bruises on your heart                                                      Yet it still kept beating.                              They dragged you into the darkness                                                      And you came out shining.”

                                               ~dysfunctionalcrew~

                                               Rules || Muses || Ask

personals do not reblog

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Send ➳ for your character to receive mine as a gift/spoil of war.

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Pull the lever Jack.

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Own. *Own* a dino.

{🔥}- Scrapper is M.I.A, so Snarl has no owner now. Agree to be Snarl’s friend, and you can have your very own pet dinobot!

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{🏥}- “You may not be able to fix stupid...”

“But you sure as Unicorn’s spark can kill it.”

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                            “They forced poison under your skin                                                      And your veins started glowing with starlight.                              They left bruises on your heart                                                      Yet it still kept beating.                              They dragged you into the darkness                                                      And you came out shining.”

                                               ~dysfunctionalcrew~

                                               Rules || Muses || Ask

personals do not reblog

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This blog is accepting development anons!

Bug my character about their past! Ask them about the things you wonder about! Give them scenarios to get their brain going! Today is all about bringing out the growth hiding within my character.

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me: I’m highly selective with who I ship my muse with also me: