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not a wolf, not a dog, but a secret third thing
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I hope Hank doesn’t find out about my meth business lmao
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I got the Top 4.47% on this English Vocabulary test
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people are always like "Oh a vampire wouldn't get horny while drinking someone's blood, that's like getting horny while eating a sandwich" and like man have you never had a really good fucking sandwich?
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damn i miss drawing yugioh gx characters in their mid to late 20s
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i cant believe americans on tv really say rock paper scissors like???? its paper scissors rock omg do u irl americans actually say rock paper scissors????
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RIP Dean Winchester you would’ve loved watching Wolverine’s shirt explode to reveal his glistening abs in 3D.
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I can’t stop thinking about this.
#okay yeah yeah work sucks#but you’re telling me you’ve never missed your alarm and sat up so fast you give your PILLOW whiplash?#that’s just being late for something you don’t want to be late for#work or not#adrenaline is a hell of a drug#and maybe the paramedic didn’t have any epinephrine
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We ask your questions so you don’t have to! Submit your questions to have them posted anonymously as polls.
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silly silly pet peeve but i hate those memes where a funny phrase in spanish (or another romance language) is presented and the english caption says “this transcends language…” no it doesn’t dumb fuck you’re just reading a few cognates .
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Block any account that tells you not to vote.
You don’t need to waste your time investigating whether they are a bot or a psy-op or a misinformed rube. It doesn’t matter. Either way, they add no value to your dashboard. Block and move on.
Then make a plan for Tuesday, November 5, 2024. Register, confirm you’re still registered, check your voting location or register to vote absentee or by mail.
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