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canceled my prime membership today

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Doctors are like: ughhhhh. You're confusing. Come back if you die

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call her ai the way she makes me generate slop

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the action this person took is bad because it's directly harmful and exploits and leverages their social capital "also they're cringe" not what I said "adults who like cartoons are always shitty" no they aren't "their artistic tastes reflect their bad morals" I don't believe that is the case "typical tenderqueer" I honestly just think you're being homophobic "mid 30s polyamorous neurospicy kinky asexual picrew icon fanfic writer" do you even care about the bad thing they did or are you just using this as an excuse to make fun of people you don't like

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i love reddit so fucking much

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what will it be, boss? the comfort of misery or the pain of change?

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internet politics and real-world politics have gotten so separated, and pretty soon all this internet weirdness is gonna come crashing into real life and politicians are gonna start throwing around words like “SJW” and “anime communist” and “dark enlightenment” and it’s just gonna be the most ridiculous fucking thing

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myles smith is a radio terrorist and someone needs to stop him immediately

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crazy to me that I've been on tumblr long enough to see the vast majority of posts i see on a daily basis evolve from superwholock and fandom shit to this

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my trousers are too big & I don’t have a belt with me because they used to be the right size. & my train is an hour late. & I have no money for lunch. & I had to walk very far with my big suitcase and then the handle of the suitcase broke. so I could be forgiving for killing my self today

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everyone make sure to set out cheese & crackers for neil tonight <3

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accidentally fumbled "whodda thunk" and "who'd've guessed" together into the beautiful new "whodda gunk"

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diffusing my hair for an hour… still not dry. what the fuck genuinely

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the pitt is one of those television shows that did not exist prior to 48 hours ago but within the last 48 hours half of the people i follow on tumblr dot com have seen it

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do not underestimate how many times i can listen to a song in a row

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*first time using gay slang* you look like you're wearing a wig!! and you look like a cunt!!!

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austin powers was so fucked for doing this