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nobody got hurt so im allowed to giggle about this extremely looney tunes looking accident on a part of 64 i used to drive down at least once a week

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does anyone know if you can get in trouble for feeling weird

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I just found the funniest font ever

Like. What is this. Why is this. Who is the target audience of this?

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Where’s that dril tweet

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just remembered i was watching this last night

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Don't let anyone tell you there isn't time for another smoke break. They're lying. get out there and sit on an upside down milk crate. NOW!

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just remember, one day you're going to open tumblr and the crabs will be raving like they never have before

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becoming unsealed gotta be one of the most classic things an ancient evil can do

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dont know how to get this gunk off my car so ive just been driving lol REALLY bumpy today

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having a bad day is your fault because it means you arent getting your pussy up --marcus aurelius

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isnt there a better picture they could have used

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I hate when animals are ontologically evil

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official elon musk hate post reblog to hate like to hate reply to hate

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fd sig's newest b sides is so funny. it's almost as good as his shorts where he tries to listen to playboi carti

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Receiving a Werther’s Derivative from my poser grandma

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maybe i’m a joyless bitch but i actually do NOT think it’s funny to see women being like “the house is just in my husbands name” or “my husband makes all the money” or “i don’t even know who our mortgage is with” or “the only bank account/credit card is his and i get an allowance” like i do NOT find that cute or romantic and i am begging these women to Stand Up. you should at least be named on the deed to your house and the title to your car and the bank accounts even if you don’t pay for them/earn all the money. you can’t stop existing in the eyes of the law and the credit unions simply because you have a husband. if you’re raising his children and washing his socks half of everything he’s got is yours and it needs to be yours LEGALLY BY NAME. "he takes such good care of me :)" girl you are a PRISONER!! that’s all

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if you don’t remember anything else for the next 4 years, remember this: don’t be a fucking snitch.