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Oh brother

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women are really hot. did you guys know this

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You will never catch me slobbering over billionaires for donating their pocket change when people in my tax bracket are calculating how much we can afford to give to Gaza soup kitchens without going into debt while saving enough to maybe own one single modest home in the future.

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“here’s what we know about the uhc shooter”

WRONG! He is a suspect and we should treat him as such. He should be treated as innocent until proven guilty, not guilty until proven innocent. He’s a person of interest not the killer. I don’t care what the media or authorities are saying, he’s a human being who deserves a fair trial and deserves to be treated as innocent until proven otherwise.

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i love reader. idc if she’s a bimbo or a crybaby or a little unhinged. good for her tbh. i love her in all shapes and forms. she is barbie. she is a doctor and a student and a barista and she can take five dicks at the same time. what a beautiful world we live in.

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“HOPE” spotted in Washington D.C.

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Hand kissing is sacred, high romance and I think we need to revive it

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HE WAS A BRAVE ITALIAN MARTYR. IN THIS HOUSE LUIGI MANGIONE IS A HERO, END OF STORY

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the urge to fuck him when he starts rambling about nerdy shit i don't understand

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Most immortals become the angsty “everyone I have ever loved is gone” kind of immortal. You, on the other hand, instead took it upon yourself to be a loving presence to entire generations of your chosen family, because they are descended from someone you once loved long ago.

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i have generational beef with sasuke. unfortunately i do think he’s hilarious

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Satoru Gojo + Undercut

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the mediocre white man i like is prettier than the mediocre white man you like. just accept it

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like are you kidding me

[credits: @/butchhmolly on instagram]

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this is the funniest thing I’ve seen in any review ever