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CHIAKI KURIYAMA as GOGO YUBARI KILL BILL: VOL.1 (2003) dir. Quentin Tarantino

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i'm sorry but a demon converting to christianism because his demon boss overworks him is top 5 funniest shit in a kdrama this year

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Lysander when facing a tougher opponent:

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this is an incredible map

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me, logging into ao3 5 minutes before bedtime: WAITER! bring me your finest enemies to lovers!

ao3 tag search function: excellent choice, sir! how would you like it cooked?

me: explicit. with a side of hurt/comfort

ao3: lovely! and may i suggest a drizzle of mutual pining?

me: of course, and can you add a spritz of angst? make it a 100k slowburn for good measure

ao3: coming right up, sir

me: thank you. oh, and waiter?

ao3: yes, sir?

me: make it gay

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sometimes i feel like im climing up this incline again alone but thankully sisypus and the itsy bitsy spider and here with me

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Absolutely nothing worse than finding out that you share interests with someone you hate. Has you thinking things like fuck you I'm better at enjoying star wars than you are

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when the lyrics you've been mishearing are more clever than what's actually in the song

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Dylan O'Brien being interviewed by The Wrap during the Sundance Film Festival.

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Oh brother

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women are really hot. did you guys know this

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You will never catch me slobbering over billionaires for donating their pocket change when people in my tax bracket are calculating how much we can afford to give to Gaza soup kitchens without going into debt while saving enough to maybe own one single modest home in the future.

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“here’s what we know about the uhc shooter”

WRONG! He is a suspect and we should treat him as such. He should be treated as innocent until proven guilty, not guilty until proven innocent. He’s a person of interest not the killer. I don’t care what the media or authorities are saying, he’s a human being who deserves a fair trial and deserves to be treated as innocent until proven otherwise.