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i have generational beef with sasuke. unfortunately i do think he’s hilarious

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Satoru Gojo + Undercut

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the mediocre white man i like is prettier than the mediocre white man you like. just accept it

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like are you kidding me

[credits: @/butchhmolly on instagram]

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this is the funniest thing I’ve seen in any review ever

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I just reada really good fic but halfway through I realized "oh shit this is really familiar.... didn't I write something like this once?" And as I kept reading I kept predicting what happened next and the further I went the more convinced I was that they'd ripped off my story-

like, copied the ENTIRE plot and re-written it, just better than I had? The characters were more fleshed-out than mine were, and the POV was more interesting, and the pace made more sense- but it was MY STORY?

So close to the end I was like "holy shit.. do I message them? Ask if my story inspired theirs? Should I be angry? Flattered?" Cause their tags and description didn't mention me AT ALL, which, sure, it's fanfiction to begin with, but if you're using my work than at least credit me as inspo, right? Just to be courteous?

But I get to the end of the final chapter, and it's not finished, and I'm kind of disappointed cause I never finished my story and I was really immersed in their version now and had been looking forwards to seeing how they tied up my loose ends- so I scroll to the bottom to leave a comment, and.

It's MY URL.

IT WAS MY STORY THE WHOLE TIME.

THE ONE *I WROTE*.

In *2013*.

And FORGOT ABOUT

BECAUSE I WAS SO INSECURE ABOUT MY SLOPPY, SHALLOW, AMETEUR WRITING

And I'm just sitting here now staring into space thinking about every shitty story I've ever written now like

IT WAS ALL GOOD?

IT WAS GOOD THIS WHOLE DAMN TIME??

I'M A GOOD WRITER?????

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YOURE 30???????

yeah I mean i've been posting on tumblr since 2011, I'm part of the geriatric tumblrinas

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They embarrass him

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this is so fucking funny

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yeah because he is

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Megumi, at Gojo's funeral: I need a moment with them. Everyone: Of course. They leave Megumi, leaning over Gojo′s coffin: Okay, listen here you little shit. I know you’re not dead. Gojo: Yeah, no shit.

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he's so silly

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Out of context spoilers

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gojo or whatever

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meme redraw (+ based on)

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It's him he's the princess

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I love the Olympics so much. Cause so many of the athletes really are just people that are just really good at a sport.