dylanhawth

[dylanhawth]

some similarities between you and edward cullen: both of you cried while losing your virginity, thoughts ?

“ ... “

[dylanhawth]

rate the opals by best to worst :)

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most romantic thing you've ever done for someone?

“ well, for my high school girlfriend i got her favorite book and underlined the word ‘ love ‘ in red ink every time in appeared in the book with a corresponding letter claiming i loved her more than the word appeared in the book. which was a lot. and also a lie given that i was fourteen. it was honestly was more tedious than romantic. no one will go on a date with me. someone date me so i can burn you 1d’s discography on a blank disc and recite poems i wrote for you under the moonlight while it plays, lol. “

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if you had to boink a figure from history who would it be ?

“ zelda fitzgerald, queen elizabeth I, or jfk jr. thanks for asking. “

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have you ever been in love?

“ sure. maybe not in a traditional way, but i think i’ve been in love with loads of things. words, paintings, sunsets, friends. i have a horrible habit of romanticizing absolutely everything. i’m moved by a lot of very ordinary things, i guess. but as for a singular person who is the center of my being and whatnot, no. “

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🔛 aislin, josie, noah

make love to: aislin.

have a quickie with: noah.

be rough / kinky with: josie.

[dylanhawth]

aly n dylan for the brotp meme sorry im LATE

ʙʀᴏᴛᴘ ᴍᴇᴍᴇ: ᴀʟᴇᴊᴀɴᴅʀᴀ & ᴅʏʟᴀɴ ᴇᴅɪᴛɪᴏɴ

who steals french fries off the other’s plate: alejandra knows what she wants and she isn’t afraid to take it, and this is something that dyl respects lmao.  who jokingly moves in for the kiss when someone asks if they’re a couple: alejandra! dylan has the memory of her and doug burned into his brain so he KNOWS not to be a scrub and mess around like that, lmao.  who has to bust or bail the other out of jail: oh like al would ever end up in jail, she’s way too smart. once agan, she’d be having to take pity on dylan and prob doug who’s suffering by his side lol. who gives the other advice/comfort about dating issues: i think they both would! alejandra is such an extroverted and supportive friend, i think she’d be able to sense when dylan is down about something and cheer him up! on the flip side, dylan is super intuitive and notices when his friends are a little off, so he’d immediately offer his services.  who shamelessly cheats at games by reaching over to cover the other’s eyes: dylan! he loves playing around with als and teasing her.  who immediately calls dibs on the top bunk: alejandra knows dylan’s sensitive ass needs to be closer to the ground, and thankfully she obliges.  who starts and who wins the pillow fights: dylan starts them, but alejandra puts him to SHAME.  who says “your pants would look better on their floor” to the other’s potential crush: alejandra is the one with poise and confidence, so def her. dylan can barely SPEAK to anyone’s crush lmao.

[dylanhawth]

rose & dylan for the brotp one 🥰

ʙʀᴏᴛᴘ ᴍᴇᴍᴇ: ʀᴏꜱᴇ & ᴅʏʟᴀɴ ᴇᴅɪᴛɪᴏɴ

who steals french fries off the other’s plate: rose! dylan would never try to steal anything from rose, because as far as he is concerned, she deserves ALL good things, including and especially potatoes.  who jokingly moves in for the kiss when someone asks if they’re a couple: GOD, dylan might just to spite hollis.  who has to bust or bail the other out of jail: rose is absolutely bailing dylan’s stupid ass out of jail, probably doug as well. #justmomthingz who gives the other advice/comfort about dating issues: they both split this duty very evenly. they care for each other immensely, and they’re always offering comfort and advice in all realms, dating included. they just want the other person’s happiness :’ )  who shamelessly cheats at games by reaching over to cover the other’s eyes: dylan does! though he never cheats, he just does it to get a rise out of her who immediately calls dibs on the top bunk: rose, bc she protects her son from his fear of heights like a good friend.  who starts and who wins the pillow fights: they’re both prone to start them, but dylan will throw in the towel first bc he’s afraid of rose’s sheer ability to CONTINUE  who says “your pants would look better on their floor” to the other’s potential crush: GOD, imagine saying this shit to hollis. he’d rather spontaneously combust. and rose is FAR too mindful of dylan’s heart to not know who his crush is and not be supportive or respectful, so neither! 

[dylanhawth]

📱 if my messy arse hasn't sent it before

What was my muses 5 last sent texts your?

[ 1:12 pm ] okay, idk if you’re here yet but i’ve moved locations from our usual portraits to the cafe. 

[ 1:13 pm ] why, you ask? well, a gaggle of pre-teens effectively intimidated me so severely that i had to move locations 

[ 1:13 pm ] what IS it about middle schoolers that are so viscerally evil, dude? 

[ 1:14 pm ] like you see me being miserable in front of a painting, brooding, perhaps leave me alone? is this not what art is FOR? 

[ 1:15 pm ] pls hurry up, there’s like five more evil children in here and i feel unprotected. 

What was my muses 5 last unsent texts yours?

[ 4:23 pm ] i have a mildly inappropriate question to ask of you

[ 4:23 pm ] that came off so alarming, lol. i’m not about to ask for a nude or for anything sexual 

[ 4:24 pm ] maybe later ofc lol ; )

[ 4:24 pm ] THAT WAS A JOKE

[ 4:25 pm ] are you open about talking about your relationship with aislin? 

What was my muses last snapchat to yours?

( x )

[ to eliot: self portrait, digital media, “casually smiling through tears as i try to look occupied to the middle schoolers”, 2021. srsly tho WHERE R U ?? ]

What my muse saved your number as?

ells 🎷🦕

What contact photo my muse has set for yours?

( x ) 

What ringtone my muse has set for yours?

( x )

How many times my muse has called your this week?

twice, prob in a row bc he had smth rlly important and stupid to say dfjkls.

How many calls has my muse missed from yours?

0!! 

[dylanhawth]

📱for legal reason

What was my muses 5 last sent texts yours?

[ 10:23 pm ] okay. you remember you were telling me about that guy you were seeing? the one your uber left in a field, and was generally weird 

[ 10:23 pm ] the one you thought was an alien lmao. sorry i wasn’t intially super specific but anyway

[ 10:24 pm ] first of all, CROSS REFERENCED, not that i didn’t trust you but omg there was SO many sightings that night?? 

[ 10:24 pm ] second of all... how as he biblically speaking? for science’s sake lol 

[ 10:25 pm ] this would have made such a spicy x-files ep

What was my muses 5 last unsent texts yours?

[ 1:02 am ] i’ve never really asked, mostly because i’m afraid. of what, i don’t know. i think mostly that i might you cry. and if you cry i’m worried i’ll resent him for being the source. 

[ 1:03 am ] not that i think you’re easy to cry. i think you’re probably one of the strongest people in the face of adversity, actually. you never falter the sunshine you share with the rest of us. there’s never a rainy day in your wake. 

[ 1:03 am ] but if you ever wanted to talk about mack, i’m here. you dance around the truth tons, but it’s okay to rest. it’s okay for it rain sometimes yk. 

[ 1:04 am ] i’m sorry if this is crossing a line. i just hate that little ripple of pain that crosses your face when the most subtle of things happen. 

[ 1:04 am ] i wish i could write you the happy ending you deserve. love u

What was my muses last snapchat to yours?

( x ) 

[ to josie: ITS WINTER, i got my sunglasses on and it’s time to fucking party my seasonal depression away ]

What my muse saved your number as?

lil finn 🐠

What contact photo my muse has set for yours?

( x )

What ringtone my muse has set for yours?

( x ) 

How many times my muse has called your this week?

probably at least once a day tbh lmao. 

How many calls has my muse missed from yours?

0 BABY!! 

[dylanhawth]

📱 :**

What was my muses 5 last sent texts yours?

[ 9:12 am ] good morn ! it’s bright n’ early, skipper. 

[ 9:12 am ] honestly just checking in because it’s been 12 hrs since we’ve spoken and that seems like a terribly long chasm of time, no? 

[ 9:13 am ] separation anxiety? idk, idk her. 

[ 9:13 am ] more to the point, just wishing you a wonderful tuesday, should those even exist in our universe. no one is more deserving of them than you, ro. 

[ 9:14 am ] also holy fuck, got loads to tell you about new years now that i’m sobered up, lol. 

What was my muses 5 last unsent texts yours?

[ 2:43 am ] of all the men in our cult that have good hair, why him? lol

[ 2:45 am ] not that i could shawn mendes vc: treat u better, but SOMEONE ELSE could. it’s a sure fact. 

[ 11:22 am ] hi i am once again asking for help in my love life, haha. hahaaha. 

[ 11:24 am ] who the fuck asks abt this at 11 am? PLEASE have me kworded. 

[ 12:34 pm ] dude my parents hugged me SO much why am I STILL this much of a mess? hello?? 

What was my muses last snapchat to yours?

( x )

[ to rose: it’s not a rose, but it’ll do. come collect ! ] 

What my muse saved your number as?

rosebud(dy) 🌹

What contact photo my muse has set for yours?

( x )

What ringtone my muse has set for yours?

( x ) 

How many times my muse has called your this week?

two or three times! 

How many calls has my muse missed from yours?

he would NEVER miss a call from rose, ever. she’s on his favorites list. 

[dylanhawth]

out of you and doug , who has the brain cell most of the time ?

“ doug gets it three days out of the week, i get it the other three. on sundays we share it. that’s why we’re always together sunday. “ ( @sculptcd )

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📱 :’)

What was my muses 5 last sent texts yours?

[ 11:11 pm ] hi babe. it’s 11:11 so naturally, i’m making a wish. my wish being that you dredge me out of bed and take me somewhere 

[ 11:11 pm ] pls PLEASE no more snow related shit, i am begging you. if i see another pile of slush, i will burst into tears, this is a threat. 

[ 11:12 pm ] also don’t let me get too drunk. i keep unsending texts to girls. 

[ 11:12 pm ] i will not be elaborating. 

[ 11:13 pm ] anyways. come get this kiss. 

What was my muses 5 last unsent texts yours? 

[ 10:01 am ] good morning. lets get this baguette. 

[ 10:01 am ] i have a question, and i need your thoughts. i want to throw josie a surprise party. do not tell her. 

[ 10:02 am ] but i want it to be josie and the pussycats themed. however, i realize riverdale has ruined this for me. 

[ 10:02 am ] do i do it anyway? thoughts? or should we be adults and just get a cheeseboard? 

[ 10:03 am ] OH FUCK. THESE WERE FOR NOAH. WHOOPS. IGNORE. <33 god im sorry if this was weird. 

What was my muses last snapchat to yours?

( x ) 

[ to mack: this could be us but u playin ] 

What my muse saved your number as?

big mack. [ call 4 a good time ] 

What contact photo my muse has set for yours?

( x )

What ringtone my muse has set for yours?

( x )

How many times my muse has called your this week?

at least two. 

How many calls has my muse missed from yours?

only one, but he immediately called back.

[dylanhawth]

ok i couldn't resist this one 📱

What was my muses 5 last sent texts yours?

[ 1:34 pm ] hey! sorry if this is incredibly weird, but it’s been sort of nice lately, hasn’t it? 

[ 1:34 pm ] i think i was just so afraid to talk to you given the elephant in the room and all

[ 1:34 pm ] but i love elephants, and also i realized that i didn’t want to lose you as my friend. 

[ 1:35 pm ] so yeah, i really hope we continue down this path. if that’s okay with you. 

[ 1:35 pm ] missed you. talk soon. 

What was my muses 5 last unsent texts yours? 

[ 2:02 am ]  i read somewhere that the hardest part of losing a friend is losing the language. 

[ 2:02 am ] this language you create with this person, that you only speak with them, and how this specific language goes unspoken. forever 

[ 2:03 am ] i hate that. i hate it so much. i still sometimes have the instinct, when i see something that reminds me of you, something i hear that’s funny, i carry that instinct to want to tell you about it before i remember that i can’t. 

[ 2:03 am ] i don’t get why you did it, vanessa. was it worth it? for either of us? 

[ 2:03 am ] i wish you could take it back. i miss you so much sometimes its unbearable. 

What was my muses last snapchat to yours?

( x )

[ sent to all contacts: i cropped dougie out for his crimes. ] 

What my muse saved your number as?

(loch)ness. 

What contact photo my muse has set for yours?

( x )

What ringtone my muse has set for yours?

( x ) 

How many times my muse has called yours this week? 

she’s too good for him, zero lmao. 

How many calls has my muse missed from yours?

also zero. 

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would you rather hit it and quit it with ronald mcdonald or mister clean?

“ mr. clean. the only clown in my bed should be myself. “

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are you in love with doug ?

“ wait, you guys aren’t a little in love with your best friends? whack. “

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let me peg u. bend over.

“ arah, you have my number. you can just text me. “