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i need a polycule of tall skinny white guys preferably like around 10 of them so i can dress them up in nice outfits and give them cute little red ribbon chokers. (hiding a bowling ball behind my back) For no real reason

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"television" "fans" be like ugh I can't believe this episode was a chilling look at small town America's dependence on major corporations for employment, substance abuse, childhood trauma and intellectual property theft 🙄🙄 BORING!! it only furthered the storyline of a woman who has been a mystery since the first episode and revealed more abuse by the company who's abuses are central to the plot 😒

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metrics of success

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I feel if Drawfee Death Snail thought experiment was ever gajinka’d…these would be the boots

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Hey. Don't cry. Weird teenage girl somewhere out there reading Frankenstein for the first time. Ok?

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why DOES the smoking weed at concerts debate bring out the biggest fucking weirdos. like you’re not a heathen cursed to burn in hell for thinking it’s okay and you’re not a puritan pansy for thinking it’s inconsiderate. yet every debate ends up that way. just like edward and jacob

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It would be real fucked up if anteaters and aardvarks and armadillos and pangolins were all like herons. Instead of like themselves the trundlers

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i think we should rename the Classic Tabby to Swirly Whirly Tabby. reblog if you also think we should rename the Classic Tabby to Swirly Whirly Tabby

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tiny beaker and tiny erlenmeyer flask btw. if you even care.

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i just think that smoking weed at concerts poll was rly annoying bc the question was "is it rude" but people were treating it like the only two options were "it's morally unconscionable in every situation and you deserve to go to jail if you do it even once" and "it's always ok everywhere and if you say it's not in the best of taste you're exactly the same as a fascist" and the whole thing made me feel like this

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crested pigeon 🌸

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Despair is easy, hope is hard. And brother, I like to stay hard

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oh boy i sure do love having tons of trinkets

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