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deeply funny that there's people on here who think they're progressive whining that nobody Respects Their Masculinity. what are you someone's 50 year old dad like go yell at a children's football coach about it amiguito

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Lydia Pettit (American, 1991) - Dog Woman (After Rego) (2024)

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Reclaiming sexy lady bigfoot

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People think cuz you work at a bakery you're gonna smell like cookies and sweet muffins all the time. WRONG. Wet yeast

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we've been married for one whole year last monday

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hey! there's zero esims left for the connecting gaza campaign as of today. i remember you promoting them earlier. could you give them a much needed boost?

oh dang! unfamiliar with that particular campaign, as I always donate via crips for e-sims because it's super easy to do, but regardless let's go people!

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i have a consultation to start t on the 30th btw :)

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actually if im learning or taking a class i need it to be poorly lit and seedy too it's why i flunked kindergarten

we gotta do something about how super sex posi sex stores are the least hot places on earth. if you've ever been in one of those places that does workshops on like ethical fisting or something & sells books about being nonbinary along with the dildos & stuff you know what i'm talking about. part of it is def because they're usually brightly lit. they're like "there's nothing to be ashamed of here!" but really it's the dim atmosphere and mildly sketchy vibe that makes you trust a sex shop. like sorry if your walls are painted a color that i could easily see used in a dentist's office i really can't trust that anyone here is an authority on anything sexier than like a single exposed tit. couldn't even trust them with both tits, much less ass, or god forbid, hole.

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scars in fiction: I got this trying to save my lover from an assassin- but tragically, I was too late. now I carry the mark of my failure with me always, and I can never forget~

scars in real life: so I was trying to open macaroni sauce with a paring knife

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ohhhhh i get it! i actually was put on this earth just to suffer!

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happy birthday friends at the table

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sorry that redhead gal just does not have the joan of arc je ne sais quoi i do not see it

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update on mohammeds campaign

thanks to all of your donations i was able to send $1,500 to mohammed almanasra @save-mohamed-family yesterday

mohammed told me this was the happiest he's been since the war started. he's had a lot of issues accessing the funds from the previous campaigns he set up so i can't express how glad i am that this worked.

prices for necessities are extremely high and this money will help him afford food for his family and medicine for his young kids who are suffering from skin diseases and injuries. here's some photos he's sent me of his kids condition, which thankfully he will be able to treat soon when he buys medication.

your donations are making a real impact on helping this family survive genocide. reminder that creating the conditions for famine and disease is also a tactic meant to exterminate people, and your donations actively work to provide mohammed's family with resources so they can survive this genocidal war. please keep sharing and donating to this campaign.

(this is #192 on the Vetted Gaza Fundraiser List)

$5,582 raised of $50,000

id really like for this to get to $6k by the end of the day- i think thats possible. every donation helps!

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a while back I thought ppl on here had invented a samurai called Iori Lightfoot and were posting about him and then I discovered it's the mayor of Chicago

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the only important thing that has ever happened on this day is my grandma's birthday :)

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Quentin Blake (b. 1932) Nude woman struck by arrow, 2018

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