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.That Judge Judy Pussy grip insane. You be calling her Judith on the second stroke.
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even when you know it's the placebo effect... that placebo sure still can effect
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now I would never be unkind. I would never be nasty or mean. I was raised to be a pure sweet of heart and light. Now I would never be mean or violent. But if my enemies approached me I would destroy them
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Leonora Carrington, The 4706th Floor, 1958.
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geordie: but maybe, if we took uppers and downers at the same time, we would experience all the positive effects of both, with none of the drawbacks!
data: if this maneuver is successful, we would be able to stay up as late as nine in the morning, catching the entire Adult Swim programming block in the process
picard (readying his Ressikan Holobong): make it so,
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How do you know you're human?
Humanity isn't just a word we repeat; it's a collection of actions and feelings that define how we interact with others and how we view the world. But how do you truly know if you're human? Is it the daily actions you take? Or is it the way you feel about the suffering of others?
As we reflect on these questions, @mohammedalanqar family's going through difficult circumstances due to the destruction of their home in Gaza.They're in urgent need of your support to help then regain hope and rebuild them lives
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everyone needs to get fat and shoplift NOW
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now that i've got your attention, i would like to ask everyone to please help Noha @helpnohafamily and the seventeen remaining members of her family. like far too many people, she has suffered greatly over the past year, losing her dearest loved ones, her home and any sense of normalcy.
the gfm is currently at $70,141/$85,000 of the goal.
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when your landlord sends a old man nobody on earth has ever seen before to your apartment to fix something and you get the exciting 50/50 of him either fixing it the best anyone has ever fixed it or breaking it worse in new and exciting ways
#unfortunetly after he does one job they have to kill him so the next old man can take his place#i think its sad but nothing to be done
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I think a healthy thing to do after a United States election is to publicly describe visions of impending scenarios from your young adult dystopia novel of choice with ironclad certainty
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did you know i also had to get my blood drawn yesterday despite my fear of needles and our kitten had a nosebleed at midnight. everything is really awesome and i feel great.
#nosebleed was determined to most likely be from a cut or from him bumping into something#and not indicative of any deeper problems so we're just keeping our eye on him for now
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refraining from a lot of election joke posting and instead I just donated $55 USD to gaza soup kitchen and i encourage anyone else to consider donating even a couple of dollars to the people who will be affected the most from whatever outcome happens
you can also donate to care for gaza here
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