dykeiism

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ssomeone show me ur bush rignt now or i die

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i am simultaneously the cringy tra defending gendies in comments sections and the evil terf who posts about the importance of single-sex spaces

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so hot qhen youre reading a used book thats been read through all the way before and the spine is full of creases the entire thickness. like sloppy seconds or something. no loads rejected. book orgy. they call the library the orgy of the mind. i would go swinging with books. alright well those are my thoughts about books

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my third idea is there should be a kink awards wherere they award the most creative, most well produced, etc and they tease new kinks and fetishes for the coming year. for example the next big fetish could be ceo play

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[me performing grounding ritual] okay name 1 person that would die to be you, 3 people that would die to fuck you, and 5 people that would die to kill you

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do you want to have sex with me i promise it will be totally weird and unsatisfying maybe we can make it a whole thing

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hey does anyone want to bleed out in my arms it has to be weird

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god gave me this really difficult and fucked up test haha.. can i peek at your answers? dw he won't know we cheated. i won't copy it directly

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i see a post that begins with "shoutout to" and i stop reading

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so many posts seem to start like "shoutout to people who are lonesome farters. and i don't mean tooters who fit into a certain frame of social acceptability i mean honest to god farters." does anyone truly give a fuck

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heyy can we do a sexy roleplay where im a prince from a fallen kingdom and youre the powerful warrior who has taken me for their own pleasure. yes? yipeeee ok so before we start first here's a google doc with the whole history of the fictional land we're both from and the intricate geopolitical workings of the- oh yeah and here's a supplementary doc on the agriculture and trade routes of said fictional land and stuff and yes this is important. the dirty talk has to be lore accurate

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last shitmas i poop you my fart lol

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sooooooooo fucking tired of seeing pictures of fawns & bunnies with retarded shit written over them like "girlhood" or "girls when". couldnt yall at least choose a more better animal like wolf or bear?

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makes me sick to see people dedicating their lives to their careers and families. what about phone in bed

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that post that goes like .. ‘what’s it like to be both an empath and a sadist’ well i reserve my empathy for one sex and my sadism for the other sex and that works great