dykeiism

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me: [typing post that says "i just remembered i never beat off"]

me, internal: watch out! you say "beat off" here to mean masturbation. However, the phrase "beat off" could also refer to completing a playthrough of "off", the 2008 rpg video game by mortis ghost! without context, it would appear you were talking about bideo games!

me: whoa….id better be more careful!

gigantic centipede above me: [grows a foot longer]

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every single time i look up from my edits to refresh the news it's something like "elon musk cancels university accreditation"; "US proposes invading cuba" etc every fifteen minutes for two weeks

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lesbian pins by StrawberryPrism

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really beautiful things are happening between americans and chinese netizens right now

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i love weed and gay sex and every morning when i wake up i thank god i dont live in america

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"strap cant get someone pregnant" clearly your will doesn't match your conviction. persevere

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the most frustrating part about “everyone is stupid except for me” mentality is that everyone, regardless of alignment, thinks they are smarter than their opposition. well they can’t all be right

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i thionk we should dump hundreds of gallons of acid on lady liberty to turn her copper again. i think itd be cool. and i think the hudson bay could handle all the acid because its got that new yawk spirit.

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my kink is more subversive and avant-garde than yours. your kink could be easily understood with a few googlé searches but mine requires lengthy knowledge of classical and modern literature. and it’s more taboo as well.

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a true male feminist will be bisexual. attracted to women in case there's a woman who wants you and attracted to men in case there's a fujoshi who wants to watch you have gay sex.

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venting is only annoying when i do it btw. everybody else is innocent and free of sin

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the groundhog reportedly saw "a blood red sun. in the foreground a massive wheel framing the sun in the sky. the wheel has ceased to turn". nobody is sure what this means but its probably fine

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"im tired of living through major historical events" is now "dear lord please let me witness a high profile political assassination in the next 1-2 years. amen"

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unfollowing every transphobe i follow fuck u all

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i need an online fwb to have phonesex with....

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deep rooted respect for women who openly get mad and are okay w being perceived as bitchy

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makes me sick to see people dedicating their lives to their careers and families. what about phone in bed