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we love and support the bass section in this household

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guys I’m too short to play ts

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i love writing music in unnecessarily ridiculous ways

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to the left. take it back now yall. one shot this time

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anyone else ever wish they could lie down harder? Like, I'm already horizonal, but I need more horizonal. I need to be absorbed by the floor. I think that would fix me

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Americans have one September joke and it hits every damn time

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this image can only be shared on Thursday, Sept. 12

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haven’t played clarinet all summer and i had my first band rehearsal today and by the time we were done practicing my thumb was practically falling off

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netflix i hope you go broke

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the thing is, if your younger self was a bigot or an abuser, u can't make people forgive you. but you still gotta forgive yourself, like that's non-negotiable, dude. that happens before u can even ask the question of earning forgiveness from anyone lese

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why do computers even need updates. I love her the way she is…

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OH YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME

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I was at a ren faire with my mom and I saw a belt with cool leather pouches on it for $3759 and I whispered to her, “You know, if it weren’t for the price tag I’d totally get that,” and she was like “Go for it! It’s only $3000! That’s nothing!” And I was like *surprised pikachu face*.

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community notes are so brutal. tumblr needs to add that feature to escalate our pvp capabilities

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WOAH ITS 9/11 DAY CRAZY HOW DID I FORGET

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why is my entire dash 9/11 jokes did smth happen or

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do you think the first blowjob in history was gay or straight