dyinggoosenoises

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FUCK YEAH 97% IN GEO

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why is it already dark out it’s literally 4:45 in the afternoon

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using "what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament" to mean "yeah i made an embarrassing reference but you understood it which is also embarrassing" is very funny to me

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art by @BottlngSunshine

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One more thing before I go bury myself in a pile of blankets:

To everyone who voted Democrat for the first time, every former trump supporter who voted for Harris, everyone who voted for the first time, every Republican who did not want this result and voted for Harris, thank you.

I got a text from my cousin who has voted third party for decades who voted for a Democrat for the first time yesterday.

My aunt who voted for trump in 2016 and who's husband is a proud MAGA sent me a Snapchat late last night saying she is one of the women who secretly voted for Harris.

A former friend from college who used to be deep in the Republican party posted on Facebook yesterday that he voted for Harris.

I know you aren't the only ones.

I see that you tried.

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Hot take, but cis people have gender identities. They aren't the gender they identify as because of their genitalia or what their birth certificate says. They're only cis because they identify with a gender and it happens to match their government documentation. Cis men aren't men because they're "obviously" men for having a penis. They're men because they identify as men. It's the self-identification that dictates this, not any other factor, even for cis folks. And we should be framing it this way. A cis man identifies as a man and a cis woman identifies as a woman. There is no automatic or inherent gender.

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I’m so fucking done with this shit

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where do you get your worms from asking for a friend

china

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Omw to say I’m nonchalant and then pull out 7 worms from my backpack

#thisiswhattheelectionhasdonetomesos

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Omw to say I’m nonchalant and then pull out 7 worms from my backpack

#thisiswhattheelectionhasdonetomesos

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pack your bags everyone, we’re moving

if trump wins im reconnecting with my roots and moving to scotland

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i got too optimistic and forgot kamala harris was dealing with the combined powers of racism and misogyny

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guys can you hold my hands

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if trump wins im reconnecting with my roots and moving to scotland

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arent license plates by state or is that a us thing

they’re by province here but as they make their way through the numbers and letters there’ll eventually be a license plate that says fuck

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