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what if there was a show where every character was gay and you had the token straight guy character who acted really stereotypical and was into cars beers and women and everyone was like OH STRAIGHT LARRY YOU’RE SO FUNNY AND STRAIGHT

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Be gay, trans and alive

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Technically true.

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everyone shut up about emmet. pokemon legends z-a has potential to do the stupidest thing imaginable.

Obligatory pr0sh1ps FUCK OFF

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more redesignsss

lance is actually holding a spear. everyone calls it a lance and he gets mad at them

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I can't tell if this is a gif, I'm way too tired, or if OP accidentally created an optical illusion.

Luxray.

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“Tortoise opening the new science lab at the University of Lincoln”

(via)

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Playing ORAS with friend, we randomly came up with faun Maxie and merman Archie idea

I’m being silly with it

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DAY 11 - Unlearning Ableism

In case you need to hear it today...

You deserve love, and you deserve to live. Thank you so much for being here. 💛💜❤️

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redraw of that comic i drew four years ago when steven universe ended. FOUR YEARS!!!! there will never be enough words to describe how much i love this show and how much of an impact it has had on me.

to every single person who has worked on the show, on the movie, the games, the comics, and to every person who has been a part of the fandom, thank you. from the bottom of my heart, thank you.

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I used to enjoy Pokemon games a lot, but lately some of the newer entries have been kinda controversial due a variety of issues.

But instead of focusing on that, i'm here to bring you back to the past to the Nintendo DS era of Pokemon, where many (myself included) would say that the quality and care of the series was at it's peak!

Games included in this collection:

EVERYONE IS HERE!! Every single Pokemon game released for the Nintendo DS is featured in this pack. Two emulators are included in the set, just download and play

Download here!! (1.25 GB): https://drive.google.com/file/d/1jGy0GHSDwSLIuGnUrdmsD3WY_AJiq5ws/view?usp=sharing

Mirror download: https://www.mediafire.com/file/8qw75h4ij9asbte/Pogeymon_DS_Collection.rar/file

Hooray for 65k notes!!!

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hi and welcome to

✨bullshit that has ACTUALLY happened somewhere in the Pokémon franchise✨

-a teenaged boy runs away from home because of his abusive mom only to join a crime gang funded by his abusive mom.

-the player character is given a smartphone by and with direct contact to God.

-a man cosplaying God (the same God you got a phone from) attacks you with a demon banished to another dimension.

-a suicide cult led by an evil snowflake kills like one hundred other protagonists.

-there is an entire elemental typing consisting of abused and evil Pokémon that is super effective against everything else.

-the player falls into an alternate world and one of their friends is immediately arrested for playing sports.

-in the thrilling sequel, a bunch of ghosts kidnap children in their amusement park in the Shadow Realm.

-now that I think about it there are like three different games where the player character starts by falling from the sky.

-the protagonist of the TV adaptation has died like seven times, been crucified in Paris, watched several apocalypses, and has watched SO many people die in front of him, and I don’t think he’s brought it up like, ever.

-in one game, you can go on a crusade to brutally conquer the entire continent.

-the player of one game is part of a time loop caused by a magic turtle that indirectly kills one of their friend’s mother. Or father. Depends on the version.

-the player’s adoptive father is possessed by the personification of hate and sends them directly to Hell, then tries to do it again when they get out.

-the mafia’s plan for getting their boss back after he left is to violently hijack a radio station and ask really nicely.

-a space agency’s plan for stopping a meteor form colliding with the earth is to open a wormhole to another dimension. this plan is stopped by a woman in a torn cape who destroys their equipment and robs them.

-the protagonist’s father had a godlike clone fuse his consciousness with a mouse, and fights a man who fused his own consciousness with an alien.

-the one a cult leader chose to be king of his new religion is an abused autistic boy with green hair and wearing a baseball cap.

-you literally rob people’s Pokémon in one game and you’re still the good guy. …is there a gender neutral version of “good guy?”

And now for a BONUS ROUND!

✨shit that has gone down in the Pokémon manga adaptation alone!✨

-terrorists blow up an ENTIRE port city!

-one protagonist spent two years trapped in a Dream Realm™.

-you think that’s bad? TWO protagonists are trapped in the depths of space for like six months!

-you think THAT’S bad?! FIVE protagonists are turned into stone for an indefinite time period!

-a little orphan girl is hypnotized and trapped in a suit of armor.

-they crucify the gym leaders???

-one boy is whipped in the face with a chain used to subjugate the Gods Of Time And Space and he’s literally fine.

-a father punches his son in the face and hurls him down a staircase. The American translation censors this as a lightning strike.

-this same son fell into the ocean because of an earthquake like five chapters after he was introduced.

-one of the current protagonists is basically Wednesday Addams.

-two protagonists were kidnapped by birds and raised by a supervillain.

-two villains try to destroy the environment of an entire country, cause an apocalypse, and are stopped by being trapped in a flying car which crashes.

-a mysterious supervillain saves them— SOMEHOW— and makes them fight to the death for a suit of armor. The one that survives causes the apocalypse AGAIN but dies.

-they both get brought back from Hell to save the world, and after that’s over, they turn to dust and go back to Hell.

-the supervillain who saved them the first time also summons like ten gods and dips out, never to be seen again.

In other words Pokémon is weird (affectionate).

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(Incomplete) assortment of Freed Justine things I routinely think about

(because I've been chewing on the Raijinshuu for two weeks and want to make it everyone else's problem.)

He's *confident*.

He's posh and proper, but never diminishes himself no matter who he's talking to in order to be more polite.

His idea of being polite to Laxus is to use a slightly less rude form of "you" (anta).

He also scolds (and threatens?) Laxus in Fantasia.

He's known as "the dark".

"I will follow you to hell itself. After all we've done, there's no turning back. Don't ~chicken out~ get cold feet."

His unclear demonic situation.

He's worked as a cook.

He's worked at customer service (waiter).

He made a barrier strong enough to withstand several magic cannons on his own. (Bix and Ever lend him magic power, but there's no other rune mage involved, is what I mean)

His hair. All of it. The siren tail, the maybe-horns-maybe-thunderbolts, the little locks at the sides.

Fan favorite "The rules no longer apply to you" with all it's weight, followed by "There's no path to redemption for you".

He might or might not have killed Rustyrose. (he shows up on the anime, though, but... Yeah. It's really unclear.)

He's in the top 10 mages people want to date, of any guild. (Alongside, say, Loke, Lyon and the trimen)

He put traps that forced mages not to use magic during the battle of fairy tail.

He used another trap to "take the oxygen from whoever used magic within the confines of the runes".

He uses a rapier.*

The way he was relieved and happy when Laxus' Fairy Law "failed".

Him nagging Laxus to "go see his grandfather".

The overall fact that he nags and scolds and rolls his eyes at Laxus.

How he's usually ready and willing to go to extremes, including murder, if the situation requires it, yet tried to stop Laxus from killing Natsu after Mirajane~'s beating~ reminded him of his love for the guild. That, and maybe he was just trying to save Laxus from doing something he'd regret.

How 100yq butchered him.

Tank top and ponytail Freed.

*I'm not a sword nerd, but rapiers are "dress swords", meant for dueling, self defense and accessory all in one, with a flat, narrow blade (French small swords are triangular, foils are cross shaped). There single and double edged rapiers. Rapiers are, overall, a thrusting weapon meant to be nimble and fast, and while it can be used to cut (foils can't), it's not its primary function. Rapiers also have characteristic hilts that, while beautiful, are also meant to offer protection to hand wielding the sword, and the cup-style ones are quite similar to Freed's sword. Rapier's hand guards are also more rounded, as opposed to small swords' guards, that have a more angular shape, and less covering. And why is this important, you ask? It's not. But I like rapiers.

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Behold !! The Plasma Sages !!

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The Shape of Ideas