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saw v is objectively the funniest bc imagine if you were gonna kill ur sisters abuser/murderer so you copied the methods of a known serial killer so you wouldnt be suspected but then that serial killer kidnaps you and is all 'dude are you kidding me? that trap was shit. you're shit. people are going to think i built that!? if you're going to copy me at least do it right. fucking blunt ass pendulum? fuck me. come on, let me teach u how to do this properly. this is so fucking embarrassing.' and now ur his apprentice

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SOMEBODY: RALPH MACCHIO IS BEHIND THE DESK!

Me:

/j

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real.

Anyway, I need both Ben Mendelsohn and Kyle Chandler to [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED]

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He might be a murderer but he'll never forget to feed your cat.

True husband material<3

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Let's be honest, sexiest man alive . .

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remind me.

ex-boyfriend!robert downey jr x female!reader

a/n: hihi, this is based off that song remind me by brad paisley & carrie underwood bc im a country boy and it's one of my favorites :o, if u haven't heard the song uhhhh go listen to it before reading this so u kinda get the context lolol.

warnings: mentions of past relationship, cursing (sorry i went a little overboard), veeeryyy quick mention of sex, robert being an asshole, reader slaps rdj

reader finally expresses herself!! amen, sorry no happy ending </3

life was perfect. everything was going the way you wanted it to. your career was going well, you had a lot of cool friends who cared about you. you had full custody of your son, which was really great since his dad was a piece of shit. everything was perfect, almost. everything would've been perfect if you didn't see your ex, and have all your feelings come back.

the movie premiere was going great. you nailed interviews without giving too much detail about the movie, which was a big improvement for you. you and your date, who was just your best friend, looked fantastic! you were loving every moment. until the white audi pulled up, and the guy, who you swore up and down that you were over, got out. cheers ran through your ears, the fans going crazy. how could they not? robert downey jr. just stepped out of his car and looked like he could get anyone he wanted. your mouth went dry as he walked up to the carpet. "mother fucker." you mumbled, you didn't know he'd be here. you had to pull yourself together! this guy left you high and dry after almost a year of swearing he was so in love with you. you guys are were the it couple. he made eye contact with you and smiled. he fucking smiled?! this asshole had the audacity to smile at you like he didn't ghost you! the interviewer called him over to talk to him while you were there, and of course he walked over. everyone knew about your breakup because he had gone public with another woman, quick fling you guessed, she was gone faster than light. "hey!" robert beamed, quickly side hugging you. "oh, hi, didn't realize you'd be here." you gave tight smile. the interviewer started to ask questions, but before you could answer, robert interrupted. "we're still good friends." liar. you guys had no communication, you weren't gonna lie to the public. "if you call not talking good friends, then we sure are great!" this caused robert to frown, he didn't want to create a scene, so he kept his mouth shut. you guys finished the interview before walking away, robert followed you. "why would you say that?" he asked. "why'd you ghost me?" you shot back. "you know i stuff going on!" he raised his voice. "you don't get to raise your voice at me, robert! i loved you! i was there for you!" you huffed, you had given this man a year of your life. 8760 hours of your life basically wasted. "i had let you into my life! i let you into my son's life! he saw you as a dad! he was so sad when you randomly disappeared, he blamed himself!" you yelled at him. "he's four!" robert looked absolutely lost. you raised your hand and slapped him across the face. "he's still a person!" you huffed, deep down you hated yelling at him. you loved him, still. you still dreamt about him. the way he'd smile at you. how his lips would kiss yours, oh so softly. the way everyone would yell at you both to get a room when you laid PDA on a little too heavy at the red carpets you'd go to. when you'd kiss him bye before he left for work like it was the last time seeing each other. the sleepless nights where you'd both say goodnight then end up making love. the days you'd purposely make him late by slipping on his shirt to distract him from work. you still loved him and you wanted him to know. "look, i messed up, but i can't go back and change what i did! you just have to accept it." you felt absolutely broken when he said this. "i can't. i just can't, robert. i still think about you, i still love you. i can't get rid of the way you made me feel. i can't get rid of the love i felt when i saw you be a dad to my son. i can't forget anything." you had tears in your eyes by this point, you couldn't lie anymore. "i didn't realize you felt that way." robert whispered. "because you never asked.. goodbye robert." you walked away wiping your eyes to continue your night. you couldn't let him bring you down, you had gotten the weight off your chest, it was time to move on. you had to become your own person as you left him there as heartbroken as he left you when he didn't say bye.

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stability.

young! tony stark x male!teacher! reader

a/n: i kinda threw this together while talking to a friend, but if you enjoy it… let me know and i’ll write a follow up!!

warnings: student-teacher relationship, brief mention of sex, mention of abuse, tony crying (poor baby)

ace is the only stability a young tony stark has. mr. (ace) ellis teaches the junior english class at tony’s high school. tony was never good in english, but he tried his hardest. he was a smart kid, he just put all his energy towards science and maths to impress his father, causing his english grade and writing portion of school to fall short.

tony walked into english with his head down, he didn’t want mr. ellis to see the black eye. ace cared too much about tony, and it would immediately bring attention to him. tony hates being the center of attention. the young stark sat his bag down next to his chair as he sat. his head falling heavy on the wooden desk in from of him. this was unusual. tony always seemed interested in english. tony enjoyed english (mainly because of his teacher). mr. ellis came from his desk rubbing tony’s back like he did with everyone, but he got no response. people still filing into class, giving ace the perfect opportunity to talk to tony. the taller authority squated down next to tony, hand still on his back. “hey kiddo — you alright?” that was all it took. the small shakes of tony’s body told him everything. the quiet sniffing and shake in stark’s breath. tony’s fists clenched as he gripped onto his own sleeves, yet he made no effort to turn to look at his teacher. “hey.. why don’t you step out into the hall? maybe go to the bathroom — wipe your eyes with a wet paper towel. i’ll be out there after i explain the lesson.” tony, still shaking, got up with his head down and went outside.

mr. ellis didn’t take long to explain. some simple assignment. ‘write me an essay about a life motto you believe is important’. ace was proud, he came up with the idea himself. he even wrote his own essay. ‘don’t take what you earned for granted.’ it sounded stupid, (the motto), but ace had realized many times that he’d work for something — then quit working to improve what he got as soon as he got it. he wanted to be better. that’s why he was really trying to check on tony — he wanted to be someone people could depend on, especially tony. stark had always had a portion in ace’s mind. tony had trusted him with things — his dreams, life goals, his family. ace always wondered what tony was doing, how tony was doing. he knew it was wrong, but couldn’t stop himself when it was just him in his bed at night. his thoughts always wondered back to tony. the soft touches, his almost perfect smile, his shy personality, his (as ace would classify it) adorable face. his hand always found a way to his pants. he knew better, he swore he’d never let it get out of hand, but when the images of a young tony stark being bent over his desk under him and his control flooded his mind, he just couldn’t keep that promise.

ace had rubbed his hair back after explaining then stepped outside. tony was sitting on the ground, knees basically to his chest, his arms wrapped around his legs, and his forehead pressed to his knees. the young boy was still crying. mr. ellis sat down next to him. “tony — talk to me? what’s going on today?” tony blubbered, he finally looked up, ace’s eyes widened as he saw the bruising on tony’s face. first, he felt sympathy and sorrow. then, he felt anger. who could do this to his boy? his sweet, little baby. he was gonna get to the bottom of it, he made sure of it. “what happened, kid?” ace gently touched tony’s cheek, his fingers shocking tony. “don’t be mad.” tony’s frown and tears still evident. ace nodded. “my dad, uh, didn’t like my grades — maths and science — they weren’t good enough for him.” tony sniffled, he did really well for the term, but it wasn’t perfect — so howard obviously didn’t like it. “so he hit you?” ace’s voice was laced with anger. stark just nodded. “oh kid — i’m so sorry, i really am.” tony teared up more as ace pulled him into a hug, stark’s head immediately landing on the older man’s chest and cuddling into him. he always loved the smell of mr. ellis, and his sweet gentle demeanor. ace kissed the top of the young man’s head and rubbed his back. tony couldn’t take it, through his tears he mumbled what he thought would be incoherent. “mm — ‘m sorry. i love you.” but ace heard, yet said nothing. just smiled. he heard all he needed to. tony stark had told him he loved him, and ace knew he loved his tony stark. nothing was ever going to hurt tony again, especially not his father.

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HONKA HONKA

frank fic with sleep paralysis clowns 3/15/2023

a/n: maggie told me to post i actually do have sleep paralysis clowns

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"frank, psst. frank. fraaaaank"

"what is it?" his sleepy voice sounded off.

"the clowns."

"come again?"

"can you see them?" you point in the corner of the dark bedroom.

"sweetheart, there's no clowns there."

"yes there are, i can hear them-" you readjust, "i can hear them hinky honking."

"hinky honking?" he looks genuinely confused now, looking at you in your eyes.

"i can smell them. cheap stage makeup and expired ketchup."

"honey, you're startin' to scare me. there's no clowns here."

"they're coming closer. like six ronald mcdonalds."

"honey," he calls out again, turning the bedside lamp on this time, "there's no clowns here." but he hears your snores, soft and steady, and decides to turn off the light and head to bed, yet every time he closes his eyes, he opens them again.

"fuckin' clowns." he laughs at himself, and turns over to face you, your breaths hitting his skin.

he finally settles, sleep coming over him, when you decide to strike.

"honka honka frank." you whisper.

"shut the fuck up."

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*beanifies your saw trap*

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— Amor de mi vida

contents: Oscar Isaac x Male Reader

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(jailhouse rock)

in which mark is dressed like yancy and you entertain him.

mark x female!reader

you were on the set of a heist with markiplier, and you guys were filming the scenes with yancy. you had to admit.. mark looked pretty hot as a prisoner. so when he a break, you decided to sing to him.

“hello yancy.” you purred into his ear, and he chuckled.

“hello beautiful, what’s up?”

“well- i thought i’d sing to you.” a smirk appeared on his face and you started playing jailhouse rock by elvis presley, directing the specific lyric, “you’re the cutest jailbird i ever did see” to mark.

he chuckled and swayed with you, he may not be an actual prisoner, but you were delighted with his company.

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dating mark would include:

(my head canons)

if male;

would cuddle after a long day, and a lot of kisses on the head

listening to him screaming at his game, since he’s losing his mind

“baaaabeeeee-!”

lots of video game fights

interrupting his videos

CHICA. that’s it, that’s the most important one :)

being there when a family member or friend passes

watching him play video games

if female;

stealing his clothes

“you’re the prettiest girl i’ve ever seen! and i’ve seen chica.”

being chica’s mom

his mom talking about you to her friends

“stop mom- they can meet her in person and see how awesome she is!”

“queen of fnaf”

fan art, lots of fan art

if gender neutral;

him bragging

“my partner is better than yours!”

him correcting anyone that doesn’t use your preferred pronouns

“you are the cutest person to walk the earth, i love you!”

stupid text messages; “i think i lost keys- oh wait no! i found them, love you :)”

him getting mad at himself for using a pet name that leans towards one gender more

you comforting him that it’s okay, and you’ll still love him

dying your hair together

helping edit and with any projects he has

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,(in which you tell damien that you’re pregnant after hooking up with him at a party)

damien x female! reader

you should’ve never gone to that party. 

you should’ve never gotten drunk.

and you definitely should’ve never hooked up with Damien.

because here you were in front of a positive pregnancy test.

you had to tell him, you weren’t the type of person to just keep a child a secret from their father. you weren’t going to let your child go through the same thing you did, so you gathered your stuff and walked to his home. you began to shake as you raised your fist to pound on the door, but once you did, your mind fogged and you had tears in your eyes.

“Y/N! what’s wrong?” Damien let you in by moving to the side. you knew damn well he remembered what you two did, just like you did.

“Damien.. you remember that night, the night where we just let everything go.” you looked at him with tears streaming down your cheeks, he pulled you to his chest.

“Of course I do, how could I forget?” he didn’t want to forget, because he had loved you since he laid his eyes on you.

“What’s wrong? do you want me to forget? did you not like it? i’m sorry! i didn’t mean to do anything wrong if i did!” it warmed your heart to see him care so much about a drunken night, but as he continued to ramble on you had to let it spill.

“Damien- Dames- Damien!”

“Huh-?! yes?”

“I’m pregnant.”

he smiled, and kissed your head. in that moment, you knew it was okay.