durian-son-of-durian

[durian-son-of-durian]

Bah, topsiders.

All ye need is th' comfort of yer cave, a pickaxe and hammer.. or axe, I don't judge if ye swing that way... ah've used an axe on occasion too...

Ye lot are crazy if ye think I'm comin' out of th' mountain.. ain't no sky gunna make me fall up in to it. Nae nae nae.

Dwarf: what the heck is lightning?

Elf: enormous bolts of electricity from the sky that sometimes kill people or set forests on fire

Dwarf: ....

Elf: after they happen the sky roars at you

Dwarf: you're not selling me on this whole "living above ground" thing

Elf: ooh, let me tell you about tornadoes

[durian-son-of-durian]

Ye think ah wee lass es gunna persuade Durian-son of Durian, son of Durian, 17th of his name. Nae to get drunk and have a brawl?

Nae. Let's spar lass, loser buys th' next round, ahm almost sober an no dwarf should be there.

You're in a tavern and this tipsy Drow Paladin asks you to spar, what do you do-

[durian-son-of-durian]

"Oh, look at the size of that hammer! What material es that, Bronzed Steel etched with a fire rune, Nae.. ah don't see a rune..."

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Here's my beloved tiefling paladin/warlock, Yxala! It's been a hot second since I got to draw her properly. She may have lost a horn, but she's still got her fire/lightning combo going on!

As always, reblogs are super appreciated!

[durian-son-of-durian]

Blech. Ah hate wadin' through the mistwall on me way to the mines. Needs more ventilation ah say! But nobody ever listens to Durian.

[durian-son-of-durian]

Nae, but much worse. Ye could be havin' a fae infestation. Nae ta fear, me smithy makes the very best cold iron weapons, an' we mine salt by th' cartload.

Just remember. Do nae tell em yer name, or anythin' swing first, chat later.

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