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When those five-point harnesses do nothing.

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Duo, after being caught: In my defense, I simply don’t vibe with the law.

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Morning cuddle

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Duo: Being gay is a constant battle between "I wish to sit on a window bench with my lover, our legs tangling as we listen to the birds" and "Hey, let's go throw rocks at fascists" and I think that's very sexy of us.

Heero: If the window’s open and we time it right, we can do both.

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I came across this Gundam Wing scan and the content in the pink boxes was so cute I couldn’t pass up on translating them. I’m not sure where this is from but it’s advertising the HD remaster Memorial Box version of GW, specifically Part 3 which contained Endless Waltz. I originally planned to scanlate it but it was too much work and I’m lazy.

Essentially they introduce the boys, what’s usually on their minds, and also has a tip on how to pursue them/win them over/get their attention??? Which I found SUPER amusing because even the magazine is like “uh, good luck lmao”

For example this is Heero’s:

Case: Heero There’s nothing in his head other than missions, and once he starts working, there is no room for other people. However, he’s become much softer than when he did nothing but fight and follow orders, and can be seen smiling more than before.

Brain analysis: 100% MISSIONS.

How to win him over: It’ll be a difficult time with a tough opponent in Relena. But just keep applying pressure like she does!

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Gundam Wing: Endless Waltz Special Edition

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Duo, about Heero: People have been suspecting that my best friend is some kind of freak, and I’m here to finally set the record straight.

Duo: He is, let’s move on!

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A grilled cheese will make me fall in love so fast.

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(Quatre TOTALLY helped Duo tie that, no doubt. He offered to help Heero who just looked at him and left the dang thing on the table. Hah)

suit up :)

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Make a move, Yuy. @anti-heero

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Duo: Octopi could hug 4 people simultaneously because God blessed them with the ability. However, they don’t even hug one person, because they have made covenant with the Devil. Any questions?

Churchgoer: Where is our regular pastor?

Duo: In a better place now. Sit down immediately.