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Me having fake arguments in the shower

music is about universal truths, like breaking up with your record label, having several million dollars, and the abcs

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We live in a day and age where there is a divide in left vs right over if Alec Baldwin was liable for that shooting accident

I cannot imagine anything getting better until conservatives once again share a common standard with liberals and leftists for what constitutes a matter of fact.

Unfortunately, the principal technological innovations of this century are new and more effective algorithms for determining what types of people will respond to what types of lies, new and more effective ways to lie, and new types media that financially incentivize breaking society down into warring epistemic camps based on lies, so I don't yet see how this can happen.

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Riverdale WAS awesome. Sounds like someone who doesn't know the epic highs and lows of high school football.

They even had a TTRPG as a VILLAIN. DND was killing people

Yeah you could say I'm into old-school hip-hop

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Holy fuck. Musk is just the new age Edison. Holy shit our grand kids are gonna be taught this moron was some great inventor aren't they

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Sometimes I'm reminded America isn't so bad after all

There’s so much glory in one screen shot

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GIVE US THE RING HALFLING

When radiologists take a selfie

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I love how so many conservatives are showing their true colors as purely sympathizers and cronies to the billionaire class. Ffs isn't that end wokeness account Elon musks puppet?

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DND has had this problem for a looooooong ass time. Back in the day it was all players vs DM bullshit that actively encouraged players to derail things to now like you said the DM has to fix and tweak things to make the perfect homebrew for their players.

D&D 5e supposedly has a GM shortage and idk maybe if the player culture of the game didn't treat GMing as a thankless job and the rules of the game as an issue to be fixed by the GM maybe things would be better. Ah well, who knows. Maybe a couple hundred more "we ruined the GM's campaign on purpose" memes will make people enjoy running the game better.

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YES

it's insane how much US media cares about children needing to believe in santa claus tbh. you are a bad person for not believing in santa claus, he is real if you have faith. and then you just outgrow it. it's not even part of your religion. i haven't watched US christmas-themed stuff in a while so idk if I'm just insane though

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It's not really about Santa himself IMHO. It's more about just protecting childish fantasies and their need for the world to be magical.

it's insane how much US media cares about children needing to believe in santa claus tbh. you are a bad person for not believing in santa claus, he is real if you have faith. and then you just outgrow it. it's not even part of your religion. i haven't watched US christmas-themed stuff in a while so idk if I'm just insane though

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I’ve seen a lot of crude jokes going around about the CEO assassination, and I just want to say one thing.

I think we should do worse.

Live reenactments on site. Several scheduled a day, like the shows at Disney parks. Someone brings brownies to pass around for the 10:30am showing. Everyone chants “DENY, DEFEND, DEPOSE” as the shots are being fired. People clap at the end. Someone pops one of those party poppers filled with monopoly money. The real Adjuster is in the crowd. People leave the place with a huge smile on their faces. “Sorry I was late, Boss. I was watching The Adjustment.”

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Europeans literally so racist they cry when racism gets called out

my only advice is to BE CAREFUL posting about holiday traditions around europeans. you'll post something casual like "anyone else watch the old Grinch movie every year? what a classic" and a european will appear as if summoned and say some shit like "funny how USAmericans always CONVENIENTLY forget that Not Everyone On Earth is from The USA…….. no of COURSE we dont watch 'the grunch' or whatever the fuck that is…. our tradition is to attend a community showing of Glummdorf the Racial Stereotype"

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RIP Proko, A reminder to all of us we should never skate down the hallway on chocolate syrup bottles while whistling Dixie

I want my eventual demise to serve as a grim cautionary tale, but not, like, in a useful way. I want the way I go out to be something it wouldn't ever occur to you to try if you'd never heard my story.

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I absolutely snorted at Pathfinder players should know better. You guys should be familiar with at least two RPGs

One of the funnier manifestations of gleeblor is Pathfinder players: I'll make a post about how D&D will color people's expectations of what RPGs can be like and create a very narrow set of expectations about the medium, and inevitably some Pathfinder player will be like "haha yeah those D&D players should really broaden their horizons, Pathfinder fixes all of their issues," and my friend. I'm sorry to say this but you are not immune to gleeblor and in many regards where it comes to expectations of playstyle created by the game, your favorite game is in fact just another company copying D&D's homework and slightly altering the wording.

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Planescape kicks so much ass. I would still like to duel Cook in a park with knives Beat It style

Monte Cook has a very strange and varied history as an RPG designer and writer but the best way I could sum it all up is: Monte Cook is an RPG auteur for D&D players.

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Planescape kicks so much ass. I would still like to duel Cook in a park with knives Beat It style

Monte Cook has a very strange and varied history as an RPG designer and writer but the best way I could sum it all up is: Monte Cook is an RPG auteur for D&D players.

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This has to be the cringiest things I've ever seen on my life. How does this guy take himself seriously

Grunt Proof - Navigate urban mobs

Basic knowledge, but still good.